We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

JSurita3

Never paid the heating bill.

Kvm11628

She couldn't create enough hear

velocityc6

she wouldn't let me keep my dog

JSurita3

She was unaware of my skills.

srv524

Kept wearing my low cut dresses

JSurita3

Never wore shirts, only dresses.

JeffreyMGiron

didnt like my cooking skills

Kvm11628

Thought cooking was opening a can of Spaghettios

srv524

Couldn't boil water

Kvm11628

He had boils.

365daystofitgirl

she only took me out to mcdonalds

srv524

Tried to eat my boils

g44219

I discovered it wasn't boils it was fever blisters

Kvm11628

He was a hypochondriac

g44219

got sick and she told me to stop being a baby

Kvm11628

Couldn't just man up already.

JeffreyMGiron

Didnt have her favorite can of Spaghettios

Kvm11628

Got behind too quickly. Just couldn't keep up.

g44219

only had spaghettios and ramen soups to eat at her house

Darklords

wanted me to cook all the time

g44219

she never cooked. Always wanted me to eat out

A_Patient_Wolf

Wanted me all the time, didn't like being #5 priority

g44219

he wasn't very patient

Kvm11628

griffk00 wrote: »

she never cooked. Always wanted me to eat out

Must.not.respond.

g44219

hahahaha she had too much self control

srv524

Kept wanting to eat out with her...

Kvm11628

Always went for the obvious. No creativity.

srv524

Thought writing her name in her poop was creativity

Kvm11628

He grossed me out with some of his thoughts.

srv524

She lacked creativity and imagination after having no childhood