We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

g44219

I just really wasn't that in to him

Kvm11628

srv524

Had a bad haircut

Kvm11628

Never appreciated me for who I was. Sniff.

g44219

sniff turned into a crazy look in her eye when she picked up the riding crop

Kvm11628

He didn't understand that everyone needs a little discipline.

_Figgzie_

we didn't. she's mine.

srv524

Always made me discipline the kids since she didn't know how

Kvm11628

He was too mean. Forgot that sometimes a soft hand can be more effective.

srv524

She didn't like a soft hand against her bottom

g44219

he left bruises

Darklords

wasn't there for me when I needed him

Kvm11628

He bruised too easily.

g44219

she ignored the safe word!

Kvm11628

He needed a safe word.

srv524

Couldn't understand the safe word through 5 layers of duct tape

Kvm11628

Was always trying to be McGuyver with that duct tape.

JeffreyMGiron

i lasted longer than an hour

Darklords

couldn't last more the the hour

JeffreyMGiron

couldnt tell the time

Darklords

wanted to sleep all day

JeffreyMGiron

kept waking me up at night asking for it

g44219

listened to Justin Bieber (sorry)

Darklords

kept singing to Bieber

JeffreyMGiron

griffk00 wrote: »

listened to Justin Bieber (sorry)

needed all the attention (im out folks =])

Kvm11628

Wanted me to dress up like Justin Bieber. Awkward!

A_Patient_Wolf

Didn't dress as instructed

Kvm11628

Preferred me dressed. Such a shame.

Darklords

always borrowing my clothes

Kvm11628

She didn't appreciate how much I liked her taste.