We broke up because...
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she came home with lipstick on HER neck!
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he thought the shade would look good on him0
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didnt like the hand prints i left on her waist0
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His hands were always dirty0
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caught him wearing my underwear0
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didnt appreciate the spontaneous sex sessions0
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at my mom's thanksgiving is not spontaneous! that's crazy0
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couldn't handle public affection0
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she was a little too affectionate in public! we got arrested0
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I found out he had a criminal record0
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She fell in love with my brother!0
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she called me a cholo!0
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always wanted to camp with alligators0
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would rather workout then come to the stable with me0
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always hated when I went to the gym0
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oh it wasn't gym...it was Jim0
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He had no balance0
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thought it was funny to push me down0
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Had a rash on his junk..he wasn't touching me with that thing ewwww0
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always so particular about what was touching her0
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Always so peculiar about who was touching her where
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He ran off with the neighbour...his wife was really upset
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But he looked good in heels0
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Said my attitude sucked
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She always gave me attitude.0
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She wasn't punished enough0
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Left too many bruises ..ouch0
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She missed our pub crawl date too many times
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Was too drunk to see that she was actually on the pub crawl with you0
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Had crawly things all over him.0
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