We broke up because...
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Wasn't close enough to spank me ..annoyed him immensely ..
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Found sanctuary and solace in chocolate0
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I couldn't keep him away from the coconuts in the store....he would fondle and drool on em0
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Ha!! They were rough, hairy and round! Worryingly familiar to his lost love0
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Kept telling me I was fat0
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She believed too many lies.0
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She kept accusing me of being Scottish...damn it, I'm Irish!0
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kept taking my cat ears0
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she wouldn't wear the bunny ears0
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He pulled on my ears...too rough.0
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She wouldn't hear a word I said!0
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Her photo composition drove me insane.0
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Huh?0
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Bad timing0
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Means blah blah blah0
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He didn't understand me...0
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Her boobs got in the way of her talking0
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Understand who?0
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I wanted intelligent conversation, not boobs everywhere0
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He was just TOO smart for me.0
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He thought intelligent conversation meant talking about melons.0
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Distance finally broke us down </30
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Melons excited me too much0
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She kept having to say "My eyes are up here!"0
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He kept saying it wont fit.0
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He always want to be the big spoon0
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He didn't own any spoons. How was I supposed to eat my soup?0
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slurp.
we broke up because she wasn't willing to slurp it all up when I made soup0 -
They both thought slurp meant something else0
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