Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Jetamu96 wrote: »
    I want to break free
    Trapped inside your tight embrace
    Please, just let me go
    Yup, been there, done that.
    Finally I said "Enough!"
    Freedom to be me!!
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Chocolate chip cake
    Calls to me from the kitchen
    There goes the diet
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Blue Monday today
    The saddest day of the year
    But I feel okay?
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Today i ate all
    My calories in one meal
    Pathos or triumph?
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Nose and fingers cold
    Turn the heating on now or
    Wait and save money?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    TrickyDisco wrote: »
    Chocolate chip cake
    Calls to me from the kitchen
    There goes the diet

    This is a killer
    Oh so many calories
    Maybe toss it out
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    motterotter wrote: »
    Today i ate all
    My calories in one meal
    Pathos or triumph?

    Sadly have done this
    Then I wonder what to do
    Intense exercise
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    TrickyDisco wrote: »
    Help me, I am trapped
    In a haiku factory
    Save me before they ...

    Relax and embrace
    Haiku form will set you free
    Achieve nirvana
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    I had a sad dream
    Walking and talking with Bob
    Rest in peace, my friend... :'(
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    TrickyDisco wrote: »
    Chocolate chip cake
    Calls to me from the kitchen
    There goes the diet

    This is a killer
    Oh so many calories
    Maybe toss it out

    Is too late for that
    Scoffed the last with a cuppa
    Was tasty treat though!
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    TrickyDisco wrote: »
    Help me, I am trapped
    In a haiku factory
    Save me before they ...

    Relax and embrace
    Haiku form will set you free
    Achieve nirvana

    Nirvana long gone
    Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
    Sings kawaii songs now

  • Colorscheme
    Colorscheme Posts: 1,179 Member
    My kid won't nap now
    Mommy really needs a break
    Won't you please go down?
  • exwilson
    exwilson Posts: 154 Member
    Hot Guy at gym dropped
    his towel today. Better
    Was the mystery.
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Sweet mystery of life
    At last i have found thee
    Not under a towel
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Sitting by the fire
    Early morning decision
    Coffee or treadmill
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Counting syllables
    Is it fye-er or just fyr
    Assume only one
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Prefer Mystery
    It is a good fuel for my
    Imagination
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Bright sunshine today
    Reflection on ice crystals
    Shiny... almost hurts!!
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Yo yo dieting
    Is never as much fun as
    Playing with yoyo
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Dog stares at biscuit
    Tries to bury it but can't
    It's on kitchen floor
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Soup, wonderful soup
    Spicy Thai Chicken for me!
    So hot and tasty!!
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    I am so hungry
    But ate satisfying brunch
    What is wrong with me!?
  • benjaminhk
    benjaminhk Posts: 353 Member
    From oven, with love
    Through my stomach to my thighs
    Sweet smell of pizza
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Ate virtous salad
    Of green leaves and no protein
    Cookie snack attack
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    zcb94 wrote: »
    I am so hungry
    But ate satisfying brunch
    What is wrong with me!?

    Thirst boredom problems
    Can trick me into eating
    Resist temptation
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Wonderful Friday
    Busy but still time for me
    To write my haiku
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Oh Calvin and Hobbes
    Imagination gone wild
    Thank you Uncle Mac
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    motterotter wrote: »
    Ate virtous salad
    Of green leaves and no protein
    Cookie snack attack

    Tasty is salad
    Protein often do they lack
    Feta cheese and beans
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Oh Calvin and Hobbes
    Imagination gone wild
    Thank you Uncle Mac

    Thank Bill Watterson
    The genius creator
    I am just a fan :smiley:
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Breathing is so hard
    Anaphylactic reaction?
    Oh, gosh, I hope not!

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