Let's hear your Haiku skillz

1…5354565859…112

Replies

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Election fever?
    All of the candidates suck??
    "NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!"

    They all may be bad
    Primary is upon us
    Choose lesser evil

    If these are the best
    The party system can find
    Washington was right
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    In as much as I
    Make haiku every day
    Words don't come easy
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Put your hands up please
    Yes, this is a robbery
    Give me your candy
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    My cat is hurting
    Dental surgery Friday
    Won't take pain meds though
  • SoulOfRusalka
    SoulOfRusalka Posts: 1,201 Member
    My roommate eats fries
    Without logging calories
    One day I will too

    Now I want junk food
    But I can't eat more today
    Without freaking out

  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    I am drinking rum
    But sadly not much longer
    It's almost all gone :(
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    47Jacqueline wrote: »
    My cat is hurting
    Dental surgery Friday
    Won't take pain meds though

    Poor puss! If tablet
    Could try hiding small bits in
    Fave treat, say soft cheese?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Super bowl snacking
    Not too many calories
    Still must exercise
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    Super Bowl snacking
    An endless feast of goodies
    Now my stomach hurts
  • angelamichelle_xo
    angelamichelle_xo Posts: 646 Member
    adrian_indy wrote: »
    Here I sit all broken hearted,
    Tried to ****
    But only farted

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    You took too darn long
    Now your candy is all gone
    That is what happens!!

    https://youtu.be/oNBS1PpouTA
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    Snow falling gently
    Drivers acting like idiots
    Ottawa winters!!
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    One day would be nice
    Free from despicable me
    The mirror says no
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    Snowing now and still
    Drivers slipping and sliding
    Snow tires work, folks!!
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Muzak1 wrote: »
    One day would be nice
    Free from despicable me
    The mirror says no

    Same here, I avoid
    Mirrors when feel so low all
    Makes no sense - need sleep
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Finished with my tasks
    The sprint is nearly over
    Good time to haiku!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    Winter's frost arrives
    Ottawa's reputation
    Cold as witch's tit

    Minus seventeen
    Celcius! In Fahrenheit
    One point four degrees
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Winter's frost arrives
    Ottawa's reputation
    Cold as witch's tit

    Minus seventeen
    Celcius! In Fahrenheit
    One point four degrees

    That is way too cold
    To think about going out
    Sending you warm thoughts
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Winter's frost arrives
    Ottawa's reputation
    Cold as witch's tit

    Minus seventeen
    Celcius! In Fahrenheit
    One point four degrees

    That is way too cold
    To think about going out
    Sending you warm thoughts

    Warm thoughts really help
    Like a lovely wool sweater
    Thank you very much!!
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Winter's frost arrives
    Ottawa's reputation
    Cold as witch's tit

    Minus seventeen
    Celcius! In Fahrenheit
    One point four degrees

    My son lives in Ottawa
    I hope he stays warm
    A mother worries.

    While walking today
    near the Rideau
    Please watch for my boy!

    He's handsome and young
    blonde and so tall
    hug him for me!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    JustMissTracy wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Winter's frost arrives
    Ottawa's reputation
    Cold as witch's tit

    Minus seventeen
    Celcius! In Fahrenheit
    One point four degrees

    My son lives in Ottawa
    I hope he stays warm
    A mother worries.

    While walking today
    near the Rideau
    Please watch for my boy!

    He's handsome and young
    blonde and so tall
    hug him for me!

    Trouble Recipe:
    Hug handsome young blonde tall man
    Say "Your mom says hi!"

    Trolling the Rideau
    Saw a couple of blonde girls
    So cute in parkas!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    Ottawa deep freeze
    Cold weather warning in place
    Frostbite, anyone?
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    No matter how cold
    The northern winds chill the air
    Warm hearts keep the fire
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    Another cold day
    I should go shovel the snow
    But it's so damn cold... :(
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    The weekend is gone
    The Monday grind has begun
    Hi-ho, hi-ho, NOT!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    Snow is falling down
    I hope the boss says go home
    Close to a foot now...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    The boss sent us home
    Twenty inches of snow fell
    So. Much. Shovel. Work.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Compiling script...
    Fatal error detected
    Missed semi-colon
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,993 Member
    So cold this morning
    Icy wind cuts to the bone
    Winter coat is warm...
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Early morning peace
    Belies the chaos to come
    Babysitting day

Categories