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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,033 Member
    Smooth moover avobe,
    If I saw you at the club
    I'd loose composure.

    #lookingeyes
  • fjellrev
    fjellrev Posts: 5,078 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    fjellrev wrote: »
    Damn, those Poké Balls
    Training hard for that battle
    Gotta catch 'em all

    So many there are
    I do not want to train hard
    Am I a Snorlax

    Def not a Snorlax
    For you're an Alakazam
    No training needed
  • fjellrev
    fjellrev Posts: 5,078 Member
    One two three four five
    six seven eight nine ten twelve
    I missed eleven
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    What is a Haiku?
    Are there rules I need know?
    Someone please explain...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Daylight Saving Time
    Someone stole an hour of sleep
    I want it back NOW!!
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    VikMcAnik wrote: »
    What is a Haiku?
    Are there rules I need know?
    Someone please explain...

    Haiku is five beats
    Second line seven beats no?
    Then five again bye!
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  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    47Jacqueline wrote: »
    Was sick all Thursday
    Something going around here
    I'm better today

    Glad you're well again
    Cat and you both in the wars
    Lately - empathise
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Raining cool and gray
    Some say maybe freezing sleet
    No need to shovel...
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Daylight Saving Time
    Someone stole an hour of sleep
    I want it back NOW!!


    Do we save much time
    Politicians silly law
    I need that sleep back
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Savings interest
    A joke - no point in ISAs
    Go out and spend it?
  • fjellrev
    fjellrev Posts: 5,078 Member
    Unforgiven II
    What were they even thinking?
    Hetfield was on crack
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    edited March 2016
    nitroalley wrote: »
    VikMcAnik wrote: »
    What is a Haiku?
    Are there rules I need know?
    Someone please explain...

    Haiku is five beats
    Second line seven beats no?
    Then five again bye!

    I had it all planned
    To be kind of ironic
    But forgot the "to"
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Budget Day today
    Bet there'll be more cuts again
    Tories are useless
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Pasta and chili
    I brought lunch from home to work
    Now I need a nap...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    50 years today
    My coworker, Gord, got hired
    Anniversary

    Hard to imagine
    50 years of the same job
    Inconceivable!!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    It's warmer today
    Cold and rainy tomorrow
    March madness again.
  • mitch16
    mitch16 Posts: 2,113 Member
    Haiku? Be aware
    There are Haiku purists here
    Who will bag on you
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    If you don't want to
    Haiku in the normal way
    Why post on this thread?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    50 years today
    My coworker, Gord, got hired
    Anniversary

    Hard to imagine
    50 years of the same job
    Inconceivable!!

    A very long time
    One employer or many
    Suddenly over

    Then job is not life
    Now you can do what you want
    New uncertainty
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Too cold for outside
    Gym not open yet either
    Cozy coffee time
  • 4leighbee
    4leighbee Posts: 1,275 Member
    Surveying the fridge ...
    "I don't want any of that!"
    "I just want to .... sing ..."

    LOL ... this actually happened yesterday. Monty Python follows me around - a reference a day, I swear. It's like the song that you can't get out of your head.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    50 years today
    My coworker, Gord, got hired
    Anniversary

    Hard to imagine
    50 years of the same job
    Inconceivable!!

    A very long time
    One employer or many
    Suddenly over

    Then job is not life
    Now you can do what you want
    New uncertainty

    This year Gord retires
    He is sixty nine years old
    Time to retire, friend!!
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Love Caramerouge
    'Haze Over' on YouTube now
    'Q&A' up next
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Cold and boring night
    Recovering from virus
    Writers' Block sure stinks!
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Drinking all the drinks
    Booze makes my humor better
    It's all for you guys
  • 4leighbee
    4leighbee Posts: 1,275 Member
    Shoot pool and have fun;
    Enjoy Yuengling 'til midnight.
    Run it off at dawn.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Sunshine, lollipops
    Not a cloud in the blue sky
    Why is it so cold?
  • 4leighbee
    4leighbee Posts: 1,275 Member
    VikMcAnik wrote: »
    What is a Haiku?
    Are there rules I need know?
    Someone please explain...

    Lol
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    4leighbee wrote: »
    Shoot pool and have fun;
    Enjoy Yuengling 'til midnight.
    Run it off at dawn.

    Happens too often
    Oh so many calories
    I will run with you

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