Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,995 Member
    edited March 2016
    Relativity
    Weekend lasts about an hour
    Monday takes a week :s
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,995 Member
    So much paperwork
    Corporate year-end approaches
    Budget reconciled?
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I love my new scale
    It says I've lost seven pounds
    defective, but good.
  • 4leighbee
    4leighbee Posts: 1,275 Member
    Springtime approches!
    But -- cough, wheeze, groan, and ah-chooo!
    We're all sick again.
  • 4leighbee
    4leighbee Posts: 1,275 Member
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    I love my new scale
    It says I've lost seven pounds
    defective, but good.

    Denial is King -
    With sneaky irony, it
    Strengthens and renews.

    Little does He know
    It is I who holds the reigns.
    Fascinating tool.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    4leighbee wrote: »
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    I love my new scale
    It says I've lost seven pounds
    defective, but good.

    Denial is King -
    With sneaky irony, it
    Strengthens and renews.

    Little does He know
    It is I who holds the reigns.
    Fascinating tool.

    The first one I get
    The second one... not so much
    I'll keep trying though.
  • 4leighbee
    4leighbee Posts: 1,275 Member
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    4leighbee wrote: »
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    I love my new scale
    It says I've lost seven pounds
    defective, but good.

    Denial is King -
    With sneaky irony, it
    Strengthens and renews.

    Little does He know
    It is I who holds the reigns.
    Fascinating tool.

    The first one I get
    The second one... not so much
    I'll keep trying though.

    A lot of nonsense -
    I baffle and confound, though
    It makes sense to me.
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    4leighbee wrote: »
    Springtime approches!
    But -- cough, wheeze, groan, and ah-chooo!
    We're all sick again.

    So sorry to hear
    Washing my hands so often
    Trying to avoid
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,995 Member
    Fresh snow overnight
    Covered Ottawa in white
    So much for spring, eh?
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Listen mfp
    So fed up with movie clips
    They're spoiling it here :frowning:
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Sent my taxes in
    Plenty of time this year
    Hope for a refund. o:)
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,995 Member
    This is a short week
    Off Friday and off Monday
    Easter holiday
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    edited March 2016
    Dear Dear Haiku Thread
    You've had four happy years son.
    Very proud of you. . .
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,995 Member
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    Dear Dear Haiku Thread
    You've had four happy years son.
    Very proud of you. . .
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    Mojo lost to time
    My gut is gooey and soft
    Help me fitness pal

    Well done, Cameron
    I visit this thread daily
    Make haiku for life!!
  • 4leighbee
    4leighbee Posts: 1,275 Member
    An ode to coffee
    Is too hard before coffee
    A haiku instead ...

    Coffee turns me on
    No, no, not like that; that's weird!
    Like, literally.

    ^^ and that's the kind of Haiku I create before coffee. G'morning, peeps.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,995 Member
    Coffee, oh, coffee!
    What would I do without you?
    Empty mug is sad…
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    Dear Dear Haiku Thread
    You've had four happy years son.
    Very proud of you. . .

    Proud papa is back
    Your thread inspires many
    A fine legacy
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    Dear Dear Haiku Thread
    You've had four happy years son.
    Very proud of you. . .

    Thank you Haiku Thread
    This is a wonderful place
    A must-do touchstone
  • 4leighbee
    4leighbee Posts: 1,275 Member
    Ah sweet Saturday!
    Glorious chance to sleep in -
    Nnnnnope. I have a cat.

    ;)
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,995 Member
    Sunshine melting snow
    Has spring finally arrived?
    Spring cleaning begins!!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Sunshine melting snow
    Has spring finally arrived?
    Spring cleaning begins!!

    Finally snow melts
    I can see more clearly now
    That old junk must go
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,995 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Sunshine melting snow
    Has spring finally arrived?
    Spring cleaning begins!!

    Finally snow melts
    I can see more clearly now
    That old junk must go

    So much junk to toss
    Donation centre knows me
    On first name basis
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Thinking dinner now
    Shepherd's Pie or Sweet-and-Sour
    Stir-fry .... can't decide
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    Spring is in the air
    A new friendship blossoms bright
    Colors of new life
  • overw8gosk8
    overw8gosk8 Posts: 457 Member
    Monday has begun
    I walk into work and say
    not today I'm done
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,995 Member
    Grey skies and rainy
    Washing the snowbanks away
    Bad news makes good news!
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    edited March 2016
    .
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    edited March 2016
    That was very dark
    Have you been feeling depressed?
    It will be OK
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,995 Member
    Good news? It's sunny!
    Bad news? Back to work again.
    At least a short week.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,995 Member
    Good news? It's sunny!
    Bad news? Second day of week.
    Four days is too long?

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