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Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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Relativity
Weekend lasts about an hour
Monday takes a week
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So much paperwork
Corporate year-end approaches
Budget reconciled?0 -
I love my new scale
It says I've lost seven pounds
defective, but good.0 -
Springtime approches!
But -- cough, wheeze, groan, and ah-chooo!
We're all sick again.0 -
Cameron_1969 wrote: »I love my new scale
It says I've lost seven pounds
defective, but good.
Denial is King -
With sneaky irony, it
Strengthens and renews.
Little does He know
It is I who holds the reigns.
Fascinating tool.0 -
Cameron_1969 wrote: »I love my new scale
It says I've lost seven pounds
defective, but good.
Denial is King -
With sneaky irony, it
Strengthens and renews.
Little does He know
It is I who holds the reigns.
Fascinating tool.
The first one I get
The second one... not so much
I'll keep trying though.0 -
Cameron_1969 wrote: »Cameron_1969 wrote: »I love my new scale
It says I've lost seven pounds
defective, but good.
Denial is King -
With sneaky irony, it
Strengthens and renews.
Little does He know
It is I who holds the reigns.
Fascinating tool.
The first one I get
The second one... not so much
I'll keep trying though.
A lot of nonsense -
I baffle and confound, though
It makes sense to me.0 -
Fresh snow overnight
Covered Ottawa in white
So much for spring, eh?0 -
Listen mfp
So fed up with movie clips
They're spoiling it here
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Sent my taxes in
Plenty of time this year
Hope for a refund.
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This is a short week
Off Friday and off Monday
Easter holiday0 -
Dear Dear Haiku Thread
You've had four happy years son.
Very proud of you. . .0 -
Cameron_1969 wrote: »Dear Dear Haiku Thread
You've had four happy years son.
Very proud of you. . .Cameron_1969 wrote: »Mojo lost to time
My gut is gooey and soft
Help me fitness pal
Well done, Cameron
I visit this thread daily
Make haiku for life!!0 -
An ode to coffee
Is too hard before coffee
A haiku instead ...
Coffee turns me on
No, no, not like that; that's weird!
Like, literally.
^^ and that's the kind of Haiku I create before coffee. G'morning, peeps.0 -
Coffee, oh, coffee!
What would I do without you?
Empty mug is sad…0 -
Cameron_1969 wrote: »Dear Dear Haiku Thread
You've had four happy years son.
Very proud of you. . .
Proud papa is back
Your thread inspires many
A fine legacy0 -
Cameron_1969 wrote: »Dear Dear Haiku Thread
You've had four happy years son.
Very proud of you. . .
Thank you Haiku Thread
This is a wonderful place
A must-do touchstone0 -
Ah sweet Saturday!
Glorious chance to sleep in -
Nnnnnope. I have a cat.
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Sunshine melting snow
Has spring finally arrived?
Spring cleaning begins!!0 -
Thinking dinner now
Shepherd's Pie or Sweet-and-Sour
Stir-fry .... can't decide0 -
Spring is in the air
A new friendship blossoms bright
Colors of new life0 -
Monday has begun
I walk into work and say
not today I'm done0 -
Grey skies and rainy
Washing the snowbanks away
Bad news makes good news!0 -
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That was very dark
Have you been feeling depressed?
It will be OK0 -
Good news? It's sunny!
Bad news? Back to work again.
At least a short week.0 -
Good news? It's sunny!
Bad news? Second day of week.
Four days is too long?0
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