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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    I love yin yoga
    It's slow and meditative
    Looking inward... Ommmmm!!
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    The lionheart beats
    When the bear is at the gate
    Let us burst forward
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    My cat is a pest
    He thinks my dinner is his
    Think again kitty. <3
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    The clouds are crying
    The land soaks their many tears
    The sun hides it's face
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Pink Floyd's Animals
    So basically people are
    dogs, pigs or sheep - true?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    I am a Lost Boy
    From Neverland. Pixie Dust
    We will fly away...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3m_V1XNPxA
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Sometimes I wonder
    If I saw my boss on fire
    Would I put him out?

    You may hesitate
    But I do have faith in you
    To do the right thing
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Sometimes I wonder
    If I saw my boss on fire
    Would I put him out?

    I got word today
    Boss is being reassigned
    Bestest Friday news!!

    No immolation
    Better for you and for him
    A new beginning
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Sometimes I wonder
    If I saw my boss on fire
    Would I put him out?

    You may hesitate
    But I do have faith in you
    To do the right thing

    Well said. It is true.
    I doubt I would hesitate
    High road; no traffic.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Sometimes I wonder
    If I saw my boss on fire
    Would I put him out?

    I got word today
    Boss is being reassigned
    Bestest Friday news!!

    No immolation
    Better for you and for him
    A new beginning

    My hope for us both
    Enlightenment, peace and joy
    Certainly my path!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Not the best morning
    As I am leaving for work
    Cat vomits on mat
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Cloudy and cool morn
    But the coffee is so hot
    Synchronicity
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Have been feeling down
    Exercise seems oh so hard
    Resolve to do it
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Have been feeling down
    Exercise seems oh so hard
    Resolve to do it

    You have the power!
    Sometimes you just need to say
    "I am doing this!!"
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,033 Member
    Coffee. Coffee, black.
    Hot, bitter, roiling, seething —
    Choking out darkness.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Friday, all day long
    I can sing the Friday song!
    It's Friday hurray!!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Yay! It's Friday night!
    Bring on the drinks, my dear friends!
    No regrets, come morn! :lol:
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Fluffy clouds and sun
    Trees are budding as grass greens
    Spring is now full swing!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Overcast and cool
    My bed was warm and cozy
    Sleeping in is fun...
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member

    Crank up the volume
    Breathe in the music and flow
    The beat is yours now
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Mother's Day is done
    Hallmark holidays like this
    I am not a fan...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Sunny day and cool
    My trees are budding and green
    Flowers on the plum
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    Stuck at work today
    That's fine because it's raining
    Still stuck at work though
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Hump Day is half week
    Stuck in the middle with you
    Watching clock... not good...
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    Underutilized
    That's how I feel at my job
    Makes for a long day
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  • LaMartian
    LaMartian Posts: 478 Member
    Oh Dave, my roommate
    He only keeps his room clean...
    Don't he never bathe?
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    Poo is no option
    Have to take good with the bad
    And then hatch a plan
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    I did not sleep well
    Can coffee save me from this?
    One way to find out...
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    Customer service
    The worst part about my job
    Would rather shoot guns

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