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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • moe0303
    moe0303 Posts: 934 Member
    Not fitness related but goes with the election year in the US.

    In the eagles' land
    Elephants and *kitten*
    kill those who would soar

  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    This thread is so old
    But I'm glad to see it back
    Haiku is so cool
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    deksgrl wrote: »
    This thread is so old
    But I'm glad to see it back
    Haiku is so cool

    Haiku for four years
    Sometimes happy, sad or fun
    Five, seven and five
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    deksgrl wrote: »
    This thread is so old
    But I'm glad to see it back
    Haiku is so cool

    Haiku for four years
    Sometimes happy, sad or fun
    Five, seven and five

    Oh this zombie thread
    Much too soon you said goodbye
    Please come back to life
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    It will never die
    Uncle Mac has kept it going
    True haiku hero
  • LaMartian
    LaMartian Posts: 478 Member
    Generally, I'm good
    But today I had donuts
    Whatever. Screw it.
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    I hear you brother
    Today is eff it Friday
    Fries are calling me
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    I hear you brother
    Today is eff it Friday
    Cheeseburger calling
  • LaMartian
    LaMartian Posts: 478 Member
    Make it happen, bro
    Fridays are wonderful things
    Do what you enjoy
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Lazy Saturday
    Watching silly videos
    I should mow the lawn...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Yesterday it rained
    So I did not mow the lawn
    Today, no excuse...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    I did mow the grass
    And did a bunch of yard work
    But now it's Monday...
  • Rainbowsunshine26
    Rainbowsunshine26 Posts: 89 Member
    Oh peanut butter,
    Why you so calorific?
    My downfall indeed.
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    I love the playground
    Out of my way weirdo kid
    That free swing is MINE!

    So she likes to play
    And she says she's a swinger
    Oh my goodness fun!!
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    Not sure what happened
    Was heading to the free swing
    Got pushed from behind
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  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    Why did you push me?
    I only wanted to swing.
    Now my pants are wet.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Happy Humpday, friends!
    It's sunny in Ottawa!
    My turn on the swing?
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    edited May 2016
    Today is Humpday
    Please do not show us your a$s
    That’s not even cute B)
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited May 2016
    Flying home today
    I had fun in Florida
    I miss my kitty
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Happy Friday-Eve
    One day plus a few hours
    Then helllloooo WEEKEND!!
  • Rainbowsunshine26
    Rainbowsunshine26 Posts: 89 Member
    Weekend come to me
    Wine and cocktails, pizza please
    Back on it Monday
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I hope it goes quick
    You get to keep your clothes on
    Then you get to go
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Such a lovely day
    Aside from being Friday
    My convertible...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Saturday morning
    Still my haiku gently weeps
    Silent house but me
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