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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    I'm in Starbucks now
    Should I use their restroom or
    Wait until I'm home?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    I love Sunday morn
    It is the one day per week
    that I can sleep in...
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    Chick-Fil-A I know
    Is the best there ever was
    For fast food chicken

    Believe it or not
    No Chick-Fil-A around here
    Isn't that bizarre?
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  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    Drank too much last night
    I'm paying for it today
    My head hurts so bad
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    lauranorr wrote: »
    Chick-Fil-A I know
    Is the best there ever was
    For fast food chicken

    Believe it or not
    No Chick-Fil-A around here
    Isn't that bizarre?

    That is really weird
    Do you even live on Earth?
    Are you a Martian?

    Men are all from Mars
    I am a Canadian
    Maple syrup land!!
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Humid sticky day
    Warm end to the month of May
    Nothing else to say
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Thunder and lightning
    The way you love is frightening
    Better knock on wood!!
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  • RB5790
    RB5790 Posts: 817 Member
    I despise Haikus
    I really do not like them
    My poem is dumb
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Ugh! Stupid road rocks
    Cracking my windshield today
    All rocks should be gone
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    A winsome haiku
    Lovely cherry blossoms but
    On an apple tree??
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  • uthinkuknowme
    uthinkuknowme Posts: 126 Member
    I really hate squats.
    I force myself to do them.
    Yet butt still won't swole.
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    This election year
    Why choose the lesser evil?
    Cthulhu for Pres!!

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    So over this week
    A vacation is needed
    A warm beach will do!
  • zoober
    zoober Posts: 226 Member
    Pinot Grigio
    Chilled and poured into a glass
    Liquid orgasm
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    This election year
    Why choose the lesser evil?
    Cthulhu for Pres!!

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    Whither went my link?
    Suffer not, my friends and foes,
    The picture is back!!

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    In as much as I
    Make haiku every day
    I find joy in such!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Yin yoga in morn
    Yard work in the afternoon
    A fun Saturday
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Paying the piper
    Today my back is quite sore
    I think still worthwhile
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Often busy days
    Lead to many aches and pains
    Where is my motrin
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Mix of sun and cloud
    And then slow moving traffic
    Same to you, Monday!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Sun and cloud again
    No traffic issue today
    Now... where's my coffee?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    A coffee in hand
    No sign of the boss at work
    Can life be better?
  • Rainbowsunshine26
    Rainbowsunshine26 Posts: 89 Member
    Itchy, sore, red eyes
    Incessantly running nose.
    I hate hayfever :'(

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