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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    A monkey to have
    Entertaining while I wait
    That would be awesome
    How about this one?
    The puppy monkey baby
    Strangest commercial
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  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    I am up early
    And it is not raining yet
    Time to go biking
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    That one is so weird
    Maybe I should take some drugs
    So it won't be weird

    Strange advertisement
    I'm not sure it sells much beer
    Definitely weird!
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Home Depot staff suck
    They ordered me the wrong part
    Farm trip is delayed
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Victoria Day
    Canadians celebrate
    Queen Victoria

    Some Canadians
    Progressives and other nuts
    Will protest instead

    They see shame not pride
    In cultural history
    Short-sighted thinking

    Somehow they ignore
    They could not exist, if not
    For that same culture

    They hate anyone
    Who does not hate what they hate
    So much self-loathing

    I do not hate these
    Social justice warriors
    but I pity them
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Victoria Day
    Canadians celebrate
    Queen Victoria

    Ignore the crazies
    Enjoy the celebration
    Victoria Day
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Ignore the crazies
    Enjoy the celebration
    Victoria Day

    A very fun weekend
    Cooperative weather
    Ignored all crazies!!
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    I want to pet it
    Am I allowed to touch it
    Do you think it bites?

    Go ahead and touch
    It's bark is worse than it's bite
    Such lovely plumage...
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    Tired From Working
    Taking The Next Few Days Off
    Today Will Be Long
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Enjoy your time off
    Go relax and something fun
    Hope your day goes fast

    (did I get an A this time professor?)
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Hump day should be fun
    Half the week's already done
    Roll on Friday, please.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Smelly people suck
    shower yourself daily please
    keep your stench away
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Haiku about stinks
    Two of them so far and now
    My haiku makes three
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    So much work to do
    I would rather make haiku
    Alas, back to work...
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  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    Decaffeinated
    Too often the thoughts are lost
    a coffee wanting
  • fitfatcats
    fitfatcats Posts: 14 Member
    I dressed up to meet
    Old coworkers from last job
    My skirt is too short


    Ctd.

    I don't really care
    The weather is being kind
    Big booty problems
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Sing the Friday Song
    It's Friday Friday Friday
    Friday Friday HEY!!
  • Sadlyinwar
    Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member
    I'm here to request some 'looking eyes' haikus from @sunn_lighter :heart: big fan! :blush:
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Oh so tired now
    thankful for a long weekend
    too bad I won't rest
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    The coveted spot
    Inaccessible to me
    To be at the top

    Well look at this now..
    You are on top of the page
    Congratulations!!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Umm, I have no words
    A waste of a good haiku
    Perhaps, tomorrow. :neutral:
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