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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Funeral today
    Coworker's mother passed on
    Wearing a suit sucks.

    You will look hansom
    but may have some discomfort
    Prayers for his mom
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Funeral today
    Coworker's mother passed on
    Wearing a suit sucks.

    You will look hansom
    but may have some discomfort
    Prayers for his mom

    The mass was quite nice
    Though I am not Catholic
    Prayers for Maria...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Sunny but cold morn
    Another day closer to
    Friday then weekend!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Friday morning blue
    Soon... weekend away from work
    OH, woe is me..... NOT!!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Despite my dark week
    you reached out, took my hand
    helped me get through
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Helping out my friend
    Moving his motorcycle
    It was a good day
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    I'm drinking tonight
    Lots of fun movies to watch
    I love horror films
  • 4leighbee
    4leighbee Posts: 1,275 Member
    Marathon training
    Apparently wipes you out.
    I need more protein.
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Barky, demanding,
    With face-smothering kisses
    My happiness...gone
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Worst social problem?
    Political correctness!
    Trigger alert this!! >:)
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Old friends they know me
    No alert is required
    I can speak my mind
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Too many censors
    Fighting unpopular speech
    Watching the watchmen?
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    Pot luck lunch at work
    The smells are getting to me
    Too many crock pots
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    jas3walk wrote: »
    Pot luck lunch at work
    The smells are getting to me
    Too many crock pots

    Crock pots inspired me
    I made chicken soup last night
    Slow cooking heaven!!
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    Pot luck lunch was good
    I gained about fifty pounds
    It was life changing
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Chicken taco soup
    Slightly too little water
    It's thick like a stew
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Bad Person? Who?? ME??
    Boss is off work with bad back
    I do not miss him.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    edited April 2016
    No sign of the boss
    No email from him either
    Still do not miss him!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Saturday yoga
    Then coffee and lunch at home
    Now.... what will I do?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Slept in late today
    It is a wonderful treat
    Now to start my day...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Sleeping in is good
    On a work day? Not so much
    Mad scramble morning!!
  • TrailBlaz3n
    TrailBlaz3n Posts: 60 Member
    "Sometimes you got it
    Other times you just miss it
    So now JUST DO IT!"

    -Shia Lebeouf
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Talk about crazy
    Shia Lebeouf might just be
    Genius or insane

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  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Morning TV shows
    So much US comedy
    Not very funny
  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    Big thunderstorm here
    The lights managed to stay on
    Oh well back to work
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Sometimes I wonder
    If I saw my boss on fire
    Would I put him out?
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Hillsborough victims ...
    Justice at long last? But then
    someone was to blame.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    Cold wind is blowing
    Sun is shining bright and clear
    Happy Friday-Eve!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,048 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Sometimes I wonder
    If I saw my boss on fire
    Would I put him out?

    I got word today
    Boss is being reassigned
    Bestest Friday news!!
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Days stuck in his chair
    Watching TV - world snooker
    (why I'm on here now)

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