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  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    He just couldn't keep up with me.
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Tied me to the bed, put my ankles against a wooden board and smashed a hammer against them to prevent me from keeping up with her
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    he had a Kathy bates fetish
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    kimvmajor wrote: »
    He just couldn't keep up with me.

    I could keep up, but she always wanted to be the first "there"
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    found out I wasn't her first
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Had a weird condition that sometimes made him look like Kathy Bates. Freaked me out when I woke up to him like that.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    I woke up and caught her staring at me...every morning!
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
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    She kept hiding my clothes
  • cassidel
    cassidel Posts: 8 Member
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    He didnt believe in Jesus
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Kept screaming JESUS! too often when we got frisky. It got a little awkward.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited January 2016
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    she wore too many clothes (it was like unwrapping King Tut)
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    He kept running out into the street naked screaming "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!?!?"
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    he objected to my WINDMILLING
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    He liked a little too much drama for my taste.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    she tasted funny
  • _whatsherface
    _whatsherface Posts: 1,238 Member
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    Didn't like mexican food!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Mexican food didn't agree with her...gasssss :D
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    She kept pulling the old Dutch Oven trick
  • KJfromCali
    KJfromCali Posts: 37 Member
    edited January 2016
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    He kept his underwear in the oven.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited January 2016
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    she wore her underwear over her clothes
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