My MFP girlfriend just dumped me

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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    So you, ahem, friend is MFP single?
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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    He should send her di*k pics until she's happy again.
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    He should send her di*k pics until she's happy again.

    Well hello you!!!!! How you doin??!?!!!??!!!
  • guitarguy01748
    guitarguy01748 Posts: 47 Member
    unless he is "underwhelming"
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    He should send her di*k pics until she's happy again.

    Perhaps that helped contribute to the dumping??? : :#
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    He should send her di*k pics until she's happy again.

    ^^Best advice in this thread so far.
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  • kchuskey
    kchuskey Posts: 882 Member
    jmule24 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    He should send her di*k pics until she's happy again.

    Well hello you!!!!! How you doin??!?!!!??!!!


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  • AuthenticSports
    AuthenticSports Posts: 3 Member
    When the redhead says she wants to be left alone I leave her the \*&^ alone ... Problems tend to solve themselves that way as opposed to my making it worse by trying to fix them.
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    He should send her di*k pics until she's happy again.

    That's probably what got him into trouble in the first place. OP - did she hack into your MFP account? B)
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    If that doesn't work then she's not your soulmate and your search for love should continue.
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  • nm2bsc
    nm2bsc Posts: 111 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    So you, ahem, friend is MFP single?
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    At first I was like
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    But then I realized this is the 3rd page so....

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  • errollmaclean
    errollmaclean Posts: 562 Member
    edited January 2016
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    If that doesn't work then she's not your soulmate and your search for love should continue.

    This bit made me "awwww" out loud. (Ignoring it's relation to the di*k pics though, lol)
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    errollm wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    If that doesn't work then she's not your soulmate and your search for love should continue.

    This bit made me "awwww" out loud. (Ignoring it's relation to the dick pics though, lol)

    It gave me the feels too
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    ald783 wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Derp_Diggler wrote: »
    ald783 wrote: »
    If I say "leave me alone", I want attention.
    If I say, "I'm fine", I want attention.
    If I say, "I hate you", I want attention.

    I always want attention. If I don't, I'll go somewhere where you can't find me. I'm not the cool off in silence type. Just give me attention.

    And people wonder why they don't get what they want. SMDH.

    Please... don't let her represent women everywhere. I have never and will never play such games with a man. Or in any relationship with SO or just friends. Cause this is complete bullsh*t.

    Ah of course, because everyone else in the world acts completely rationally when they're angry. I'm sure you have a fantastic checklist of all of the mature and thoughtful ways you'd like to express yourself when you're fighting with someone but sometimes logic and levelheadedness go out the window when you're emotional. I hope I can one day get on your level!

    You really don't say what you mean, do you...

    When I'm irrationally angry, I leave the situation, have alone time, and come back when I've calmed down. If I tell someone I need time alone, I very much so mean it. (I don't think I'd ever phrase it "leave me alone" unless I was being badgered, it seems quite rude).

    Everyone is different in how they handle things. And frankly, I do applaud your honesty. If you told a SO exactly what you wrote here up front, then you are, in fact, telling them exactly what you need... attention. And you will act the way you do to get it. I want to be left the hell alone. And I will act the way I do to get time alone when needed.

    My my statement of don't let you represent women everywhere stands. I don't either. Whatever the OP's issue is with his SO can't possibly be dealt with in a forum of strangers.

    Unless, of course, the answer is 42.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    @AskTracyAnnK28 this thread needs you <3
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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    Liquid courage for the pics if needed!!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)

    Best way to find a whole heap of crazy is to send d*ck picks. <3
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)

    This belongs here......

    https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    jmule24 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)

    This belongs here......

    https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

    LOL This has always been hysterical :) Well done.
  • nm2bsc
    nm2bsc Posts: 111 Member
    jmule24 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)

    This belongs here......

    https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

    Thank you Professor Love, so if I understand correctly I need to stay away from the danger zone which = "strippers, redheads and anyone named Tiffany".
    I got it! I finally understand.
  • errollmaclean
    errollmaclean Posts: 562 Member
    jmule24 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)

    This belongs here......

    https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

    I need to watch this on a loop :D
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    jmule24 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)

    This belongs here......

    https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

    So does this gt8t9alx84ij.jpeg


  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

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