My MFP girlfriend just dumped me

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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)

    Best way to find a whole heap of crazy is to send d*ck picks. <3
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,404 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)

    This belongs here......

    https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    jmule24 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)

    This belongs here......

    https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

    LOL This has always been hysterical :) Well done.
  • nm2bsc
    nm2bsc Posts: 111 Member
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    jmule24 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)

    This belongs here......

    https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

    Thank you Professor Love, so if I understand correctly I need to stay away from the danger zone which = "strippers, redheads and anyone named Tiffany".
    I got it! I finally understand.
  • errollmaclean
    errollmaclean Posts: 562 Member
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    jmule24 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)

    This belongs here......

    https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

    I need to watch this on a loop :D
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    jmule24 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)

    This belongs here......

    https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

    So does this gt8t9alx84ij.jpeg


  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,404 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    jmule24 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Some_Watery_Tart wrote: »
    Bbg340 wrote: »
    Women are crazy
    Call your boys and go out for a beer or 10

    And all your friends here are women. What does that make you exactly?

    Men love the crazy!! B)

    This belongs here......

    c

    So does this gt8t9alx84ij.jpeg


    That's kinky and crazy!!!!
  • errollmaclean
    errollmaclean Posts: 562 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

    Uh huh, tell me more unicorn :p
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    edited January 2016
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    ald783 wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Derp_Diggler wrote: »
    ald783 wrote: »
    If I say "leave me alone", I want attention.
    If I say, "I'm fine", I want attention.
    If I say, "I hate you", I want attention.

    I always want attention. If I don't, I'll go somewhere where you can't find me. I'm not the cool off in silence type. Just give me attention.

    And people wonder why they don't get what they want. SMDH.

    Please... don't let her represent women everywhere. I have never and will never play such games with a man. Or in any relationship with SO or just friends. Cause this is complete bullsh*t.

    Ah of course, because everyone else in the world acts completely rationally when they're angry. I'm sure you have a fantastic checklist of all of the mature and thoughtful ways you'd like to express yourself when you're fighting with someone but sometimes logic and levelheadedness go out the window when you're emotional. I hope I can one day get on your level!

    So, how has this approached worked for you?

    I have absolutely never told a significant other than I hate them. I've had some knock down, drag out fights with my ex-boyfriend and my husband (the two most significant relationships of my adult life). Have I always been totally rational? No. I've been angry about all kinds of things that weren't worth being angry over in the end. But not expressing my needs and thinking it's somebody else's responsibility to "read me". That's really immature, don't you think?

    Again, everyone has their MOMENTS, but having these moments so often they are a pattern is well, worrisome.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    errollm wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

    Uh huh, tell me more unicorn :p

    You wouldn't believe me if I did
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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  • errollmaclean
    errollmaclean Posts: 562 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

    Uh huh, tell me more unicorn :p

    You wouldn't believe me if I did

    *Sticks fingers in ears*
    I'm not asposed to listen to redheads!! DANGER ZONE DANGER ZONE!!!!
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    errollm wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

    Uh huh, tell me more unicorn :p

    You wouldn't believe me if I did

    *Sticks fingers in ears*
    I'm not asposed to listen to redheads!! DANGER ZONE DANGER ZONE!!!!

    Did your mama tell you they were the devil?
  • errollmaclean
    errollmaclean Posts: 562 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

    Uh huh, tell me more unicorn :p

    You wouldn't believe me if I did

    *Sticks fingers in ears*
    I'm not asposed to listen to redheads!! DANGER ZONE DANGER ZONE!!!!

    Did your mama tell you they were the devil?

    No personal experience told me that! Lmao!
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    errollm wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    errollm wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    I would never tell someone I was in a relationship to leave me alone. So he can go do what? Think of how crazy and rude I am? No
    The truth is I'm 32 and no one wants me anymore because I no longer have the energy for crazy and fighting. Just binge watch shows with me and play with my hair. That's not enough though... Guys want the crazy.

    Uh huh, tell me more unicorn :p

    You wouldn't believe me if I did

    *Sticks fingers in ears*
    I'm not asposed to listen to redheads!! DANGER ZONE DANGER ZONE!!!!

    Did your mama tell you they were the devil?

    No personal experience told me that! Lmao!

    Technically I'm a red violet so only plug 1 ear

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