We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She liked midget tossing0
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He insisted on always being shot with his shirt off...0
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She always had to be a big shot, didn'tcha?0
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She couldn't handle her alcohol.0
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She REALLY didn't know me.0
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Wanted to take me to AA meetings. In fact insisted.0
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Lost my car keyssssss0
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She kept locking me out.0
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Tried to move in!0
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Tried to move out0
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Crawled home like that every night ^^0
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Lived with some guy that never learned to walk upright0
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Hello, it's me, I was wondering
If after all these years you'd like to meet to go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal, yeah
But I ain't done much healing0 -
Kept quoting lyrics instead of making me food0
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I kicked his lazy *kitten* out..when I say pleasure me ..I mean it ..damn it
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Caught her watching midget scat porn0
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Saw him act in midget scat porn..his scat
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Collected weird movies
Wait....
is that you!!???!!
Starred in weird movies0 -
Never gave me credit for my acting skills.0
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Made some weird moves0
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Made me watch weird movies with her. I said I wanna watch The Lion King!0
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Was into beastiality.0
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Wouldn't watch Army of Darkness with me0
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Thought that he could travel through time0
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Two-timed me.0
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Brought home 4 cats. I told you I'm allergic! Ahhchooooooooo0
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Dumped me when she found out about my Split Personality.0
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Could not go near her kitty0
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He just wasn't good with cats.0
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Refused to shave0
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