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    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      She's not an ordinary human being -- she's the goddess of LOST SOCKS. If you make the right offering, say the right prayers, and she is pleased, her siren song will send all your lost socks back to you from the land of laundromat.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She is the sock keeper in the land of Laundromat!
    • Posts: 6,993 Member
      Her socks never match
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Hates cats
    • Posts: 7,719 Member
      She's actually a cross-dresser
    • Posts: 1,134 Member
      He loans his dresses and high heals to slimgirljo15.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      That hat is stuck to his head permanently..super glued
    • Posts: 262 Member
      Secretly lines his hat with tinfoil so that the mole people can't mind control him.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Sadly is as mad as a hatter..thinks he's a real jedimaster..and doesn't think I look like Tyne Daly :(
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    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Is a rug muncher :D ..sorry :#
    • Posts: 9,271 Member
      Isn't very popular around here
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      Sadly, the mole people have found a way to break through the tinfoil lining of his hat, and now he is back to doing their bidding.
    • Posts: 646 Member
      she got fired today.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      He fired me from my job today because I wouldn't stop napping in the break room. He didn't mind that I was napping, only that I was taking his comfy nap spot.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      He's always snorting whiskey and drinking cocaine. Kind of drives me insane.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      He coughs up furballs.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      He doesn't let the furballs he coughs up go to waste. Oh no siree! He saves them, lets them dry, and then uses them to stuff pillows and quilts for those in need. What a great guy, even though he fired me.
    • Posts: 3,054 Member
      He wears a size 4 shoe.
    • Posts: 3,923 Member
      Never wears socks
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      he doesn't buy lottery tickets, but he is getting RICH. He charges all the lottery ticket buyers $5 each to rub his head for luck before they buy their tix.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      At this moment is in the middle of the pacific doing dog paddle wearing floaties on her way to Australia
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      It will all be worth it when i get to Jo's house. I will not pee once in the ocean, but when I get to her place, baby, just let me at her sink!
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      edited January 2016
      Roflmao....^^^ does have this really kinky peeing in the sink fetish...
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She washed her vegetables for the potluck salad without first washing her sink! :confounded:
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Did kinky things with the salad spinner :#
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      edited January 2016
      Told me all about it with step by step illustrated instructions :dizzy:
    • Posts: 7,719 Member
      edited January 2016
      Does indescribably things with cucumbers and other similar vegetables
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      He once told me that if he had a hammer, he'd hammer in the morning, in the evening, and even all over the land. But all he had was a wrench so he went to work at Costco tires instead.
    • Posts: 262 Member
      Was raised in a cult that worshiped Peter Paul & Mary, feeling that folk music was the height of divinity.

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