Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    This vodka is nice.
    Bring on more, if you don't mind?
    And some Cherry Pepsi Max. :lol:
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,748 Member
    Spaceman Spiff today
    Sarcastic alien Mom
    Has Spiff met his match?
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Spiff? I thought it was spliff
    Gives a whole new meaning to
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Spaceman alien mom
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,748 Member
    motterotter wrote: »
    Spaceman alien mom

    2ca34fd08ee701332d07005056a9545d
  • zakum1
    zakum1 Posts: 402 Member
    Darkness comes creepimg
  • zakum1
    zakum1 Posts: 402 Member
    Darkness comes creeping
    Gone are painfull encounters
    At last liqueur flows

  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    You were a distant
    Voice, calling me from the shore
    Silent now, I sink
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Empty rooms around
    Me, Myself, and I just sit
    I miss everything
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    So I sit alone
    Away from former lovers
    I prefer this pain
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Goodbye for real now
    Pain is not pleasurable
    I want happiness
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Why do people pay
    Gyms to exercise in when
    It is free to not
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    How to make love stay
    The power of attraction
    Turns to ending wish
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Truth or consequences
    Is a town in new mexico
    Liars are not welcome
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Blurred lines are so thick
    But I'm a good girl for real
    Or am I really
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,748 Member
    Monday not fun day
    My shoulder is stiff and sore
    Ibuprofen STAT!!
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Piling clothes on a
    Chair instead of a wardrobe
    New concept chairdrobe
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    motterotter wrote: »
    Piling clothes on a
    Chair instead of a wardrobe
    New concept chairdrobe

    A different choice
    More use an exercise bike
    An exercisedrobe?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Monday not fun day
    My shoulder is stiff and sore
    Ibuprofen STAT!!

    Motrin everyday
    Sore not only Monday
    I need a hot tub
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Romance is fleeting
    Fairy tales can delude us
    True love is hard work
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member

    Where is my friend Hobbes
    He has wisely missed this flight
    Spaceman Spiff alone
    UncleMac wrote: »
    motterotter wrote: »
    Spaceman alien mom

    2ca34fd08ee701332d07005056a9545d

  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    motterotter wrote: »
    Yo yo dieting
    Is never as much fun as
    Playing with yoyo

    Early Tuesday morn
    Feed the cat, get dressed and go
    Crosstown pool pt
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Youtube slow trance mix
    Shoots me into outer space
    Can't stop listening
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,748 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Monday not fun day
    My shoulder is stiff and sore
    Ibuprofen STAT!!

    Motrin everyday
    Sore not only Monday
    I need a hot tub

    My shoulder still hurts
    Personal trainer very soon
    Gentle session please?
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Coffee is the best
    Let me make more for friends
    We will go crazy
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,748 Member
    Hey, happy humpday!!
    The week is moving forward
    Now to focus: work!
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Monday not fun day
    My shoulder is stiff and sore
    Ibuprofen STAT!!

    Motrin everyday
    Sore not only Monday
    I need a hot tub

    NSAIDs every day
    Kidneys, stomach take a hit
    Now it's Tylenol
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    Awoke. Thought, "Friday!"
    Imagine the disappoint:
    It's only Thursday :'(
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    'My legs are getting
    shorter!' said my happily-
    swimming daughter, well ...

    she must be dim to go for a swim in that shark-ridden water

    (rearranged Spike Milligan poem)
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,748 Member
    Awake and alive
    Ready to take on the day
    Coffee? Yes, please, sir!!

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