Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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This vodka is nice.
Bring on more, if you don't mind?
And some Cherry Pepsi Max.0 -
Spaceman Spiff today
Sarcastic alien Mom
Has Spiff met his match?0 -
Spiff? I thought it was spliff
Gives a whole new meaning to0 -
Spaceman alien mom0
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motterotter wrote: »Spaceman alien mom
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Darkness comes creepimg0
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Darkness comes creeping
Gone are painfull encounters
At last liqueur flows
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You were a distant
Voice, calling me from the shore
Silent now, I sink0 -
Empty rooms around
Me, Myself, and I just sit
I miss everything0 -
So I sit alone
Away from former lovers
I prefer this pain0 -
Goodbye for real now
Pain is not pleasurable
I want happiness0 -
Why do people pay
Gyms to exercise in when
It is free to not0 -
How to make love stay
The power of attraction
Turns to ending wish0 -
Truth or consequences
Is a town in new mexico
Liars are not welcome0 -
Blurred lines are so thick
But I'm a good girl for real
Or am I really0 -
Monday not fun day
My shoulder is stiff and sore
Ibuprofen STAT!!0 -
Piling clothes on a
Chair instead of a wardrobe
New concept chairdrobe
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motterotter wrote: »Piling clothes on a
Chair instead of a wardrobe
New concept chairdrobe
A different choice
More use an exercise bike
An exercisedrobe?0 -
Romance is fleeting
Fairy tales can delude us
True love is hard work0 -
Where is my friend Hobbes
He has wisely missed this flight
Spaceman Spiff alonemotterotter wrote: »Spaceman alien mom
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motterotter wrote: »Yo yo dieting
Is never as much fun as
Playing with yoyo
Early Tuesday morn
Feed the cat, get dressed and go
Crosstown pool pt0 -
Youtube slow trance mix
Shoots me into outer space
Can't stop listening0 -
Coffee is the best
Let me make more for friends
We will go crazy0 -
Hey, happy humpday!!
The week is moving forward
Now to focus: work!0 -
Awoke. Thought, "Friday!"
Imagine the disappoint:
It's only Thursday0 -
'My legs are getting
shorter!' said my happily-
swimming daughter, well ...
she must be dim to go for a swim in that shark-ridden water
(rearranged Spike Milligan poem)0 -
Awake and alive
Ready to take on the day
Coffee? Yes, please, sir!!0
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