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We broke up because...

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  synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member

  January 2016

  criticized my fashion sense

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  blackmagic25 Posts: 227 Member

  January 2016

  Just because you feel it in your heart that while you love that person things won't change

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  He was a Debbie Downer! ;p

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  babycatchfire Posts: 156 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  he constantly quoted literature

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  synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member

  January 2016

  I was afraid she was going to set me on fire

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  babycatchfire Posts: 156 Member

  January 2016

  she had pyrophobia.

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  She wasn't a synch at all but on the contrary very hard to please and get along with!

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  she left lipstick marks everywhere

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  He put me in a head lock Just for fun!

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Ran off with my brother

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  DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member

  January 2016

  She learned all these new wrestling moves from somewhere

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  bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member

  January 2016

  Pretended I was her brother

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  Preferred Twinkies

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Hated it in my basement

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  bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member

  January 2016

  Locked me in her basement

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  I found the key to her basement

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  DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member

  January 2016

  She found the key but still left me there all tied up.

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  He broke all ties

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  navyjen Posts: 1,043 Member

  January 2016

  Came home and found him tied up

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  Never stopped talking about the guy who broke her heart and severed ties with her!

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  NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member

  January 2016

  She didn't approve of my Donald Trump ties

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Looked like the Donald under that box

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  He was trumped by another man

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  bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member

  January 2016

  Found out she was actually a man

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  He kept asking me to wear a strap on

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  bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member

  January 2016

  She wouldn't wear the strap-on right.

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  Evilla25 Posts: 392 Member

  January 2016

  Wth strap on?!!!

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Still loved her ex
  

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  Evilla25 Posts: 392 Member

  January 2016

  Bc I loved my dog more lol

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  DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member

  January 2016

  I missed too many days of workouts.

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