We broke up because...
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criticized my fashion sense0
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Just because you feel it in your heart that while you love that person things won't change0
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He was a Debbie Downer! ;p0
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he constantly quoted literature0
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I was afraid she was going to set me on fire0
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she had pyrophobia.0
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She wasn't a synch at all but on the contrary very hard to please and get along with!0
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she left lipstick marks everywhere0
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He put me in a head lock Just for fun!0
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Ran off with my brother0
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She learned all these new wrestling moves from somewhere0
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Pretended I was her brother0
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Preferred Twinkies0
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Hated it in my basement
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Locked me in her basement0
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I found the key to her basement
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She found the key but still left me there all tied up.0
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He broke all ties0
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Came home and found him tied up0
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Never stopped talking about the guy who broke her heart and severed ties with her!0
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She didn't approve of my Donald Trump ties0
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Looked like the Donald under that box0
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He was trumped by another man0
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Found out she was actually a man0
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He kept asking me to wear a strap on0
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She wouldn't wear the strap-on right.0
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Wth strap on?!!!0
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Still loved her ex
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Bc I loved my dog more lol0
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I missed too many days of workouts.0
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