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I had to join the witness protection program just to get away!0
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He never cleaned his ears0
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she dumped me because I had an inner ear infection0
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She complained about the way I made her eggs0
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He needed too much nursing0
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She'd never dress up like a Nurse!0
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I had to play Nurse all the damn time. Seriously.0
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she wouldn't let me play doctor0
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He wanted to perform brain surgery on me!0
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vickikreisson wrote: »He needed too much nursing
Lool I'm curious what you mean by this
She disliked my dominant behavior in bed0 -
She was always performing. Life was just a stage to her.0
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Called me a mediocre actress!0
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She didn't join me in laughter while watching family guy.0
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he called me Herbert the pervert0
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His lines were worse than Quagmire's.0
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I heard some rumors that made me uncomfortable.0
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She was always listening to rumors and would never give me a chance to talk0
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He was all talk0
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she wanted to do some really weird stuff with peanut butter0
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He thought weird stuff was holding hands. He was a bit inexperienced.0
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