We broke up because...
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            He said I was too big. Rude!0
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            I always could tell when he was lying, which was all of the time!!0
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            she said I wasn't big enough! Rude back!0
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            Avoided the truth.
(ok, that was cold even for me....)0 - 
            Lol her heart was colder than her hands0
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            Stopped trying to warm me up0
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            Couldn't understand I had other priorities at the time0
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            he was always too busy for me0
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            Wanted me around 24/7 I needed some space man!!!0
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            I wouldn't hear from her for months at a time0
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            I had to join the witness protection program just to get away!0
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            He never cleaned his ears0
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            she dumped me because I had an inner ear infection0
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            She complained about the way I made her eggs0
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            He needed too much nursing0
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            She'd never dress up like a Nurse!0
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            I had to play Nurse all the damn time. Seriously.0
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            she wouldn't let me play doctor0
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            He wanted to perform brain surgery on me!0
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            vickikreisson wrote: »He needed too much nursing
Lool I'm curious what you mean by this
She disliked my dominant behavior in bed0 - 
            She was always performing. Life was just a stage to her.0
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            Called me a mediocre actress!0
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            She didn't join me in laughter while watching family guy.0
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            he called me Herbert the pervert0
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            His lines were worse than Quagmire's.0
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            I heard some rumors that made me uncomfortable.0
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            She was always listening to rumors and would never give me a chance to talk0
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            He was all talk0
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            she wanted to do some really weird stuff with peanut butter0
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            He thought weird stuff was holding hands. He was a bit inexperienced.0
 
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