How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Helped Cliff kill sunn_lighter, then sentenced to death by firing squad for it. As he tried to make a daring prison break, he was cut down by the propellers of his escape helicopter.
  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
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    twisted his ankle ballet dancing and fell off the stage into an angry crowd that beat him to death
  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
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    he discovered the hard way the crowd was really cannibals and had him for dinner
  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
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    trip on a rock and hit his head when I laughed at his little bone :D
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    rattlesnake bite
  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
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    tried to be mad max but couldn't get himself off the front for the car before it crashed
  • humbled380
    humbled380 Posts: 251 Member
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    Aneurism
  • Justin7883
    Justin7883 Posts: 289 Member
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    Old age in his sleep
  • mulecanter
    mulecanter Posts: 1,792 Member
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    Thrown from the bell tower by a mob with pitchforks and torches
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    He jumped out of a moving vehicle to get away from his mfp girlfriend..... Valiant effort but poor judgement
  • mulecanter
    mulecanter Posts: 1,792 Member
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    Textbook hunger strike
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    He will die in the infamous WalMart Christmas Stampede of 2018, clutching a bargain priced toaster and some cheapo sweaters in his hands as he sinks beneath the feet of the crowd.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited February 2016
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    Syphilis complications
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited February 2016
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    Viagra OD
    His coke can hit him in the forehead :D

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