How is the MFPer above going to die?

suzreen · February 2016

When the famines and plagues came, she was one of the first that got made into that delicious new food, soylent green.

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Went swimming in her new shoes..concrete boots

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Ate Slim but didn't cook her thoroughly! Died from Botulism!

suzreen · February 2016

She fell in a deep pit with spikes that her neighbor's children dug in her backyard after she gave them apples at Halloween instead of candy. The children then used her as an example to the other neighbors of what happens to those who don't do candy and try to foist of some healthy snacks on the kids.

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

98..broke her hip on the sex swing...she never recovered

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Testing Adult toys! One went haywire and gave her a shock

humbled380 · February 2016

suzreen wrote: »

It was that tiny, innocent looking human he's holding. Turned out to be Chucky's cousin...

My favorite death yet

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let_me_clip_dirty_wings · February 2016

Fatal attraction death by a guy named Cliff

suzreen · February 2016

Helped Cliff kill sunn_lighter, then sentenced to death by firing squad for it. As he tried to make a daring prison break, he was cut down by the propellers of his escape helicopter.

Darklords · February 2016

twisted his ankle ballet dancing and fell off the stage into an angry crowd that beat him to death

Darklords · February 2016

he discovered the hard way the crowd was really cannibals and had him for dinner

Darklords · February 2016

trip on a rock and hit his head when I laughed at his little bone

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_John_ · February 2016

rattlesnake bite

Darklords · February 2016

tried to be mad max but couldn't get himself off the front for the car before it crashed

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humbled380 · February 2016

Aneurism

Justin7883 · February 2016

Old age in his sleep

mulecanter · February 2016

Thrown from the bell tower by a mob with pitchforks and torches

LiftingRiot · February 2016

He jumped out of a moving vehicle to get away from his mfp girlfriend..... Valiant effort but poor judgement

mulecanter · February 2016

Textbook hunger strike

suzreen · February 2016

He will die in the infamous WalMart Christmas Stampede of 2018, clutching a bargain priced toaster and some cheapo sweaters in his hands as he sinks beneath the feet of the crowd.