We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She just didn't want me ..
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She wanted me in that way0
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He thought his IQ of 70 meant he was more intelligent than my IQ of 149. Can't teach him0
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She thought smart was IQ. She forgot about street smarts.0
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What's IQ?0
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A baby on the streets and a baby in the sheets. My God, I'm dating a baby!!!!!0
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he stole my socks0
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She ate my socks0
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Must.not.tee.it.up.0
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Vastly different interpretations of Tea Bags0
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Said I had bags under my eyes0
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They weren't mine.....0
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No they weren't0
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He thought an expensive date was a Happy Meal.0
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She wanted my daily happy meals0
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His meals weren't so happy 0
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Because she only revealed her eyes.0
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She had no face0
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Only revealed her curves, not her eyes0
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He kept eyeing other women.0
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He kept feeling other men
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She always said she wasn't feeling well. I got the message.0
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Picked all the M&M's out of the trail mix.0
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Picked his nose0
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Insisted on eating all the boogers I picked.0
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wasn't into threesomes0
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didn't have lady parts
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Didn't pay enough attention to my lady parts.0
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Couldn't get Who's on first.0
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