What nobody told you about running.

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  • fiddletime
    fiddletime Posts: 1,868 Member
    When it's really really cold outside your eyelashes can freeze together from the frozen sweat.
  • Carpercia
    Carpercia Posts: 134 Member
    It feels effortless after mile 4
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
    ironsue wrote: »
    My toes get sore when I run sometimes. I tried rubbing clove oil on them and it worked. I was shocked. I just started training for my 2nd half marathon. My first half was in 2007. I was running about a 10-11 min mile in 5k's. I am surprised at how slow I am on a treadmill and how slow a pace it takes to get my heart into a zone 3 (endurance) 17 min. mile. I hope I get better soon. About 10 weeks left until the run!

    I did most of my running when I started back on the treadmill and was surprised at 1) how much different it was on the road 2) how much faster my pace was when I wasn't watching the meter all the time. When you aren't used to running outside you have no perception of speed or pace.
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
    edited February 2016
    my nose runs :( especially when it colder - very snotty!
    moyer566 wrote: »
    chafing. in unnameable places
    7lenny7 wrote: »
    Bloody nipples
    FatMoojor wrote: »
    That it takes a long time for toenails to regrow!

    Not to mention black toenails.
    lindsayh87 wrote: »

    Also...runners poop. TMI maybe but for me if I don't time my meals properly at about 3.5 miles I always have to poop

    Everybody makes running sound so appealing! :laugh:

    I wasn't making fun. I'm actually learning to run myself, so I love this thread.

    I have patellar-femoral issues due to my work (I kneel a lot) and am recovering from a hurt (but not torn) meniscus caused by sloppy gym work on my part. I'm taking it slowly because I love running. At least as much as I've been able to do. When I started, I had to actually slow down to keep a cadence of 180, so my "run" was a 17 minute mile. I'm limiting myself to 30 minute runs for now because I'm afraid to overwork my knee and then I won't be able to run. I just got to 2.7 miles, so I was feeling pretty proud of myself yesterday.

    I guess my "wish I'd known" contribution is just how much I would love running in general. Just being able to "go" is awesome!
    And how frustrating taking it slow because of my knee would be.

    I wish I'd known that my heart rate wouldn't get that high for the amount of running that I do. I've been surprised at how easy it's been cardio-wise. That might be different once my knees adapt better and I'm able to go for longer runs. On the other hand, I've been told that for most runs you should be able to talk to other people, so maybe that never changes. Idk.

    LOL Any exercise sounds unappealing when people tell you about all the little injuries and unpleasant side effects but if we didn't enjoy it we wouldn't do it. :) I'm training right now for the Vegas Spartan Super in March and am really excited. It's my first OCR and I can't wait to test myself against the course, which is 9.5miles, unfortunately no mud or water from what I've heard from last years reviews.
  • RUN_LIFT_EAT
    RUN_LIFT_EAT Posts: 537 Member
    bowel movements in the craziest places!
  • Cifucanguess
    Cifucanguess Posts: 175 Member
    tri_bob wrote: »
    Deviating from the purely physical, I submit a roughly chronological list of adjectives that runners cycle through to describe running over time:
    • Hate
    • Tolerate
    • Like
    • Love
    • Need (This is when the trouble starts.)

    I guess I'm in the Tolerate/Like phase...
  • gdyment
    gdyment Posts: 299 Member
    ~11,000 running miles in last 9 years, no lost toenails (one was thinking about it). I have, however, learned all the blister/chafe pain lessons. I cannot run in loose shorts ever - even <10% body fat the thighs still rub and it's like a constant rope burn after 2k. So I'm the dork always in the compression shorts or tights. Also had the bloody nipple lesson a few times so it's got to be a tight under-armor compression top and/or vasoline on the nips before going out. NEVER cotton. I even put a layer of vasoline on the nether regions if it's a long run.

    I also stopped getting blisters about 6 years ago - double lined wright-socks saved my feet. If doing a Spartan or something with water/mud, I goop vasoline all over my feet before putting socks on. Sounds gross but no friction, no blisters, happy me. Run all winter in normal running shoes, snow, ice - no falls (now I've jinxed myself).

    I guess if I was giving a few points to newbies it would be don't run so fast unless it's a race, you can run more often than you think, and correct clothing makes all the difference. I use body glide in a wetsuit legal triathlon but vasoline any other time because it's about 1/10 the price.
  • IILikeToMoveItMoveIt
    IILikeToMoveItMoveIt Posts: 1,172 Member
    lindsayh87 wrote: »
    I always hated running and never thought I would like it, now I need it. I wish I could run every day but "they" say not to do more than like 4 a week.

    Also...runners poop. TMI maybe but for me if I don't time my meals properly at about 3.5 miles I always have to poop

    That's great to know!
  • IILikeToMoveItMoveIt
    IILikeToMoveItMoveIt Posts: 1,172 Member
    A lot of great stuff to know everyone. This is awesome! I got some compression pants and my kids suffered as I tried on tons of shoes. I've been looking at runners world and hope to get a double jogging stroller soon, but these real world experiences are very encouraging and can potentially save me some injuries and embarrassment. I hope to get to the point where I can run a 5k+. I'm looking into running clubs as well if anyone has advice on that too.
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    No one told me how much I would loathe it. Had to figure that out on my own. After running two minutes in my first and only 5k I turned to my friend and said "After this, I'm never running again". I pretty much stuck to my word.
  • Asianbutterflies
    Asianbutterflies Posts: 62 Member
    You really have to find your own pace. And intermediate stretching especially if you run long distances.
  • b_dailey2011
    b_dailey2011 Posts: 3 Member
    I'm finding it helps my anger problem. The sound of my feet hitting the ground resets my mind. I just wish we had safer places to run
  • IILikeToMoveItMoveIt
    IILikeToMoveItMoveIt Posts: 1,172 Member
    lindsayh87 wrote: »
    I always hated running and never thought I would like it, now I need it. I wish I could run every day but "they" say not to do more than like 4 a week.

    Also...runners poop. TMI maybe but for me if I don't time my meals properly at about 3.5 miles I always have to poop

    That's great to know!

    I realized that might have sounded bad, but it really is good to know. I don't want to be caught out somewhere with an imminent oops just waiting to happen!
  • thatshistorical
    thatshistorical Posts: 93 Member
    moyer566 wrote: »
    chafing. in unnameable places

    Like your hooha :(
  • CassidyScaglione
    CassidyScaglione Posts: 673 Member
    You get to flip off lots of people along roadside stretches, it's pretty fun.
  • erockem
    erockem Posts: 278 Member
    edited February 2016
    tri_bob wrote: »
    Deviating from the purely physical, I submit a roughly chronological list of adjectives that runners cycle through to describe running over time:
    • Hate
    • Tolerate
    • Like
    • Love
    • Need (This is when the trouble starts.)

    Much better put than I could have ever stated, though I came here to try. This x10.

    NEED - :/ Funny, the feeling of need feels the same as 'hate/tolerate' felt and missing a day feels even worse :(

    No physical 'fun' to speak of as previously posted. I probably own half of the Body Gilde company by now, with that said, issue free for years even after a back to back, half marathon / full marathons.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    1) Forget about keeping toenail polish on your toes and there will always be three toes nails that never need clipped.

    2) You run better once you get those blisters/calluses and worn on the feet (my battle wounds). I do love the Body Glide!

    3) Your neighbors may wave or not, and they all look at you like your a crazy person if you run in the slightest bit of rain. I never get wet, I am running.

  • AlanahBeez
    AlanahBeez Posts: 60 Member
    Trying to keep the breathing under control like this isn't your first run ever! Haha
  • rubrink
    rubrink Posts: 43 Member
    The importance of dew point.

    And yes, chafing. God, the chafing
  • rubrink
    rubrink Posts: 43 Member
    I remember the first time I ran 20 miles, I got back and someone was saying "Maybe you should go buy a shirt?" I didnt think much of it.

    Then I took it off when I got home, and it looked like I had been shot in the boob.

    Oh running...you're stupid, I hate you.
  • juliet3455
    juliet3455 Posts: 3,015 Member
    You can't walk/run/drive by a Running Speciality store with out stopping to check out what's new, what's on sale!!!
    Your Running shoe collection takes up 2 rows in the bottom of the closet.
    Your Running clothes take up the rest of the closet.
    Functionality beats out fashion - Color clashes are fine as long as it functions.
    Fluorescent Lime Green - Orange etc are life savers.
    You used to laugh at " Men in Tights" now you have 5 sets in rotation and 2 new ones waiting on the shelf.
    A quick run around the park becomes longer and longer and longer. Buy multiple high quality headlamps now.
    A bad day for driving due to weather is a great day for running.
    Toe-nails will grow back.
    Getting lost on a wilderness Bush Trail = Unplanned Long Run Day#2.
    Walking from the parking Lot to the Coffee shop your breathing/heart rate drop to Normal in 30 steps or less.
  • anjanja1
    anjanja1 Posts: 1 Member
    I learned there is such thing as morton's neuroma
  • dcresider
    dcresider Posts: 1,272 Member
    pros: the high I get after a long run, a sense of accomplishment.

    cons: When on a hot humid day, you run through a bunch of gnats that happen to go up your nose and your trying to hack it up.
  • Rachel0778
    Rachel0778 Posts: 1,701 Member
    That if you don't get the right sports bra, your skin will chafe off in two of the worst places. And bodyglide is amazing.

    Also, running clothes in August have a much shorter lifespan than gym wear.
  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    that women are pigs that honk and cat call just as much as men do, and i like it
  • BruinsGal_91
    BruinsGal_91 Posts: 1,400 Member
    Bumping into friends in the mother and baby aisle at the supermarket and having to explain that no, I'm not pregnant (I don't have kids, and at my age it would be a medical miracle), but I really do need the talcum powder and nappy rash lotion.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    Hip pain
  • FatMoojor
    FatMoojor Posts: 483 Member
    That you can push your body mentally and physically much further than you thought possible.
  • RUN_LIFT_EAT
    RUN_LIFT_EAT Posts: 537 Member
    edited February 2016
    That you'd get the weirdest sock tans!
  • Cifucanguess
    Cifucanguess Posts: 175 Member
    Are there any tips to increasing the time length of running. Right now I'm just in the jogging stages. Half jog half walk, I know my weight is and issue but I would like to be able to increase my stamina. Helpful tips welcome (I'm in the 240 weight range)
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