Post a lie about the person above

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  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    Considers himself/herself an adventurous foodie because he/she has tried every kind of pop tart and hot pocket that's available. Also wrote grandiose online reviews with WAY too many big words in them about said pop tarts and hot pockets.

    That was a pure riot! I grew up where they make poptarts!!!
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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  • bdgfn
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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    cmDaffy wrote: »
    suzreen wrote: »
    Considers himself/herself an adventurous foodie because he/she has tried every kind of pop tart and hot pocket that's available. Also wrote grandiose online reviews with WAY too many big words in them about said pop tarts and hot pockets.

    That was a pure riot! I grew up where they make poptarts!!!

    Thank you for saying so! Now for the lie:

    He likes to tell his foodie friends that he grew up where they make poptarts just to give him more "street cred".
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    bdgfn wrote: »
    Grew up so poor one year killed the Easter Bunny for dinner

    The best meal he ever ate was that year when his friend's family killed the Easter bunny. Second only to the timewhen they ate the goose that laid the golden eggs.
  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    bdgfn wrote: »
    Grew up so poor one year killed the Easter Bunny for dinner

    The best meal he ever ate was that year when his friend's family killed the Easter bunny. Second only to the timewhen they ate the goose that laid the golden eggs.

    Then he went home and found out it was his pet bunny, Fred.
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