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wears a lot of makeup

Can tell who the gym socks belong to, as well as what that person ate for dinner last night, simply by taking a few deep breaths from the stinkiest part of the gym sock

She lost her body and only has eyes and hair left.

wrestles alligators

Calls himself *dog* and gets eaten..errmm never mind

Gets on all fours and barks like a dog Then finds a fire hydrant and pisses on it

Once got arrested for stealing jock straps from a sporting goods store.

Buys his jock straps second hand, cuz he likes them broken in

Frequents second hand stores, where she can be found giggling and sprinkling itching powder in the jock straps

Yeah, she works for me at my second hand jock strap empire. She procures them by sneaking into locker rooms and loading up. She doesn't ask for much money, she mostly just does it for kicks.

Took over the business and keeps trying to get me to work for her!

Works as a professional mattress tester .

She struggles to get what she wants.

She has saved every penny that ever came into her hands, and now she is vey wealthy, just from the weight of all that copper. When she dies, her will specifies that these coins will be used to pay complete strangers to do weird, stupid stunts.

She is the executor of Jo's will, and she can't wait for her to kick the bucket. She already has a huge list of stupid stunts to force people to do for money.