We broke up because...
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she caught cat scratch fever0
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He wanted to grow hair and a beard like Ted Nugent0
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Didn't like my matching upper and lower beards.0
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<shudder>
Asked me to braid his beards. Just too much,0 -
she wouldn't experiment a little0
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His version of experimenting involved power tools.0
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told I wanted to experiment and she bought a chemistry set
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(OMG I almost posted the same thing before)
We just didn't have chemistry0 -
She performed different science experiments on me0
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He wanted to grab me all night. Didn't let me sleep.0
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Told me I needed more beauty sleep.0
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Misheard me. I said she looked beautiful when she slept.0
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he always slept with one eye open gripping his pillow tight0
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(ha! JUST listened to that song)
Wouldn't take me to a Metallica concert....0 -
she got so stoned at the concert she forgot we went0
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she wouldn't act out my housekeeper fantasy0
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He never asked for what he wanted0
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the answer was always no0
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Took silence for agreement. That poor mute person.0
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Told me I would be the perfect partner if I got a lobotomy.0
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he did some pretty shocking things0
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I felt uncomfortable when his hairless cats kept staring at us in the bedroom0
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Had a feline issue0
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wouldn't let me sit in his "cat's" chair0
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Wouldn't let me on his lap0
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Liked to call me Santa0
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Wouldn't let me wear me elf costume in public0
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We couldnt reconcile our east coast-west coast drama.0
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