We broke up because...

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  she caught cat scratch fever

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  He wanted to grow hair and a beard like Ted Nugent

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  February 2016

  Didn't like my matching upper and lower beards.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  <shudder>
  
  Asked me to braid his beards. Just too much,

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  she wouldn't experiment a little

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  His version of experimenting involved power tools.

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  told I wanted to experiment and she bought a chemistry set

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  (OMG I almost posted the same thing before)
  
  We just didn't have chemistry

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  DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member

  February 2016

  She performed different science experiments on me

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  Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member

  February 2016

  He wanted to grab me all night. Didn't let me sleep.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Told me I needed more beauty sleep.

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  Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member

  February 2016

  Misheard me. I said she looked beautiful when she slept.

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  he always slept with one eye open gripping his pillow tight

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  (ha! JUST listened to that song)
  
  Wouldn't take me to a Metallica concert....

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  she got so stoned at the concert she forgot we went

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  What? I'm hungry. Can you pass the Cheez Doodles?
  
  and, @csbnga - LIAR!

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  csbnga wrote: »

  Hated Alice in Chains

  
  Sorry, had to go back to this one, @csbnga because I missed the obvious - He had some sick fantasies about the housekeeper

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  she wouldn't act out my housekeeper fantasy

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  He never asked for what he wanted

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  the answer was always no

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  February 2016

  Took silence for agreement. That poor mute person.

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  February 2016

  Told me I would be the perfect partner if I got a lobotomy.

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  he did some pretty shocking things

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  piggysmalls333 Posts: 450 Member

  February 2016

  I felt uncomfortable when his hairless cats kept staring at us in the bedroom

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  Test_Ryder Posts: 231 Member

  February 2016

  Had a feline issue

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  wouldn't let me sit in his "cat's" chair

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  February 2016

  Wouldn't let me on his lap

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  musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member

  February 2016

  Liked to call me Santa

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  piggysmalls333 Posts: 450 Member

  February 2016

  Wouldn't let me wear me elf costume in public

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  Lycan_ Posts: 104 Member

  February 2016

  We couldnt reconcile our east coast-west coast drama.

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