We broke up because...
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She was a "nut case"
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He knew me too well0
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He doesn't like nuts0
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Misunderstood inside jokes0
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Made jokes while he was inside me.0
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Complained I always wanted to be inside her0
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Only focused on one hole0
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Pretended she could take all of me0
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Said it before and say it again 4" not enough0
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I hated tunnels0
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I was the wrong gender0
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dug himself a hole he couldn't get out of0
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Fell in love with my wallet0
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He was tight with his money0
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If I say I can be sued. Had to sign a confidentiality agreement.0
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Kept talking to the duck!0
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Wouldn't kiss or cuddle me..not even a crush
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Wanted kisses and cuddles from Noel instead of me.0
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Wanted Jo instead of me!0
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He refused to shave!0
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Kept forcing me to shave! Never!0
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Refused to shave his overly hairy back
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Wasn't s Bronco fan!0
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I didn't like football so she left me0
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She got mad one day and pawned my Super Bowl ring!0
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He said I wasn't handy enough0
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She was too handy, like an octopus on speed.0
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Was a dealer and I wasn't trying to get back into that life.0
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Thought I was coke head0
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She would smother me in my sleep.0
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