We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Of the Catalina wine mixer0
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He snored too loud0
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If it wasn't duckie then where'd those feathers come fromHey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »Didn't realize my duck didn't have feathers... Didn't care about my interests at all!
The farting in bed at night left me gagging
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She had some really weird farting fetishes. She would feed me beans then dutch oven herself.0
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He wouldn't believe me when I told him his duck tried to kill me...0
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No matter what I fed him he'd need a triple dose of Beano0
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Was always tying to give me pills0
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He wouldn't take his birth control0
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Tried to get me pregnant0
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Wouldnt coparent with me0
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Showed up to our first date pregnant0
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Got 3 other women pregnant0
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Didn't show up at all0
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Didn't show anything0
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I found out he was too young0
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I couldn't understand the altar part - scared the s*** out of me0
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Decided on our wedding day that he would rather hang out in public toilets and pick up men.....0
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^^^ She drove me to do that0
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^^^ a bit too witty0
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^^a bit too slow..and he wouldn't marry me
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A bit too fast _ and the subject never came up0
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Wanted to commit but it had only been 3wks0
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Tried to have me committed0
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Lol. Wouldn't take those damn headphones off!!0
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There was something about Mary.0
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Mr Cool and I are never separating
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It just wasn't working out0
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