We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She would not let me work her out0
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I was to mysterious for him
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She was puzzling to me0
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Well we just did..0
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Simple..she wanted a man0
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I needed sausage
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I liked tacos0
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He wouldn't take me on a date0
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She was too demanding0
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She always wanted my attention0
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Felt like I was swinging from the wrong side of the plate0
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He said He didn't swing that way.0
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We broke our love swing. Everything changed0
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We went broke buying all of her sex toys0
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Caught him working in a glory hole
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Lol..he got more sausage than I did
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Some job. I got tired of paying the rent with stacks of dollar bills0
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He was tired all of the time0
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I just wanted every load0
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she monopolized the spin cycle0
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Wouldn't get me off0
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Insisted SHE always got to wear the "strap on"0
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Wouldn't get on time0
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Watched reruns of Hogan's Heroes WAY too much0
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Her dog slept between us0
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He hit me 0
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He was a felon0
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He was confused... All of the time0
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Confused me with her boyfriends0
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