We broke up because...
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She ate the last donut0
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She chewed loudly0
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She lied to me and said she loved me..0
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She touched me in my private parts... Stranger danger!!!0
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She only wore granny panties0
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I had a lot on my plate that day.0
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In with the new out with the old0
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We had a difference in opinion. Make me a sandwich, don't make me a sandwich.0
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It was all her fault0
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Lying to her was just to much work0
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No longer needed help half the rent0
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She couldn't handle my two inches of heat0
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I could never fulfill him.0
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she drank all my wine0
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He only drank boxed wine0
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She was my weakness.0
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He made everyone weak in the knees. I got jealous.0
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her jealously over my Russell Crowe crush was most annoying0
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Wanted me to wear a loincloth0
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too many tarzan and jane games0
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Called me a dog0
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growled during sex0
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Stomach was always growling. Distracting.0
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Made me pancakes when I wanted waffles.0
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Had a strange maple syrup fetish0
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clogged the drains with his hair loss0
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Tried to feed me draino. Clearly, she was psychotic.0
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Her shopping fixation was a huge financial drain.0
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He drained my energy talking about his g-d duck all.the.time.0
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