We broke up because...

Nograce80

The dog was fed steak I was fed dog food

FabulousFantasticFifty

He kinda liked it!

qxana1969

yeah, crossed my freak line

Kvm11628

Always kept her legs crossed

Nograce80

Didn't like that I was a lady

Kvm11628

Her favorite movie was Lady & The Tramp

qxana1969

she was more lady than tramp

slimgirljo15

He tried to get rid of me..pushed me in front of a car

Just_J_Now

She keyed my car

Jess1989ica

She didn't like me bringing guys home

piggysmalls333

She wouldn't participate in my live art performance consisting of rolling around in multi colored paint naked to make a political statement that our bodies are beautiful. Why can't you believe in my message? WHY!??

Wonderwomanvik

She took all my clothes to the goodwill and put body paint in my drawers.

47Jacqueline

Left his drawers on the floor

bdgfn

She would never take her drawers off.

qxana1969

he had a collection of other peoples drawers

handyrunner

Wouldn't stay out my drawers

qxana1969

guilty

qxana1969

so he wouldn't have to - I had his back but he didn't have mine

handyrunner

Kept me on my back

qxana1969

complained about being kept on his back.....sheesh

handyrunner

Wouldn't let me whine

synchkat

his meatloaf was sub par

handyrunner

Was always pushing tomato paste

synchkat

he insisted I make my own tomato tomato paste...do you know how much work that is!!!

qxana1969

tried substituting ketchup instead - not acceptable

handyrunner

Hated ketchup

Wtf!!!

Peter_Brady

Put ketchup on his mashed potatoes

synchkat

thought my mayo dipped fries were gross...I suspected he didn't appreciate poutine too

Peter_Brady

just didn't work out

synchkat

his brother Greg kept hitting on me