We broke up because...
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She offered ridiculous challenges0
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Was paranoid..I wasn't trying to drug her..they were vitamins0
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We were all out of sync. Again.0
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He couldn't sing0
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Yes, yes I did! And he didn't like it0
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Faked it like Sally.0
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She was the only person who could tell I was faking it0
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He has a penis0
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which he never used except with the neighbors0
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by neighbours she meant anyone without a 4 mile radius0
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She had a restraining order put on me. I couldn't go within a 4 mile radius of her.0
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His last Girlfriend had a RS against him! I think he must be dangerous!!!
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She wouldn't get in the van with me0
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I waited in the van and he never showed up0
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This is what he picked me up in on our first date
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Lol she liked Reece's pieces I liked skittles0
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He was too into that rainbow of flavors0
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Wouldnt believe that there was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
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I didn't realize she was my lucky charm0
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He ate all the good lucky charms0
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She gave my charm bracelet to another girl!0
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He was a felon0
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Not for him anyways0
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Had a thing for the incarcerated0
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Was writing love letters to some jailbird named Marge!0
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Nickname was marge0
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He called me every name except my own0
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Oh I have a few names I could call her and one of them ain't Faithful!
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Flew the coop when I called him Chaz!0
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She never wanted me to get undressed because she didn't like my tattoos
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