We broke up because...

Kvm11628

She offered ridiculous challenges

slimgirljo15

Was paranoid..I wasn't trying to drug her..they were vitamins

Kvm11628

We were all out of sync. Again.

Wonderwomanvik

He couldn't sing

Wonderwomanvik

Yes, yes I did! And he didn't like it

Kvm11628

Faked it like Sally.

Wonderwomanvik

She was the only person who could tell I was faking it

Tenster

He has a penis

qxana1969

which he never used except with the neighbors

synchkat

by neighbours she meant anyone without a 4 mile radius

Muzak1

She had a restraining order put on me. I couldn't go within a 4 mile radius of her.

FabulousFantasticFifty

His last Girlfriend had a RS against him! I think he must be dangerous!!!

Muzak1

She wouldn't get in the van with me

slimgirljo15

I waited in the van and he never showed up

FabulousFantasticFifty

This is what he picked me up in on our first date
Eeeek!!!

Muzak1

Lol she liked Reece's pieces I liked skittles

Wonderwomanvik

He was too into that rainbow of flavors

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wouldnt believe that there was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

and it was me!!!

Muzak1

I didn't realize she was my lucky charm

Wonderwomanvik

He ate all the good lucky charms

FabulousFantasticFifty

She gave my charm bracelet to another girl!

Wonderwomanvik

He was a felon

Wonderwomanvik

Not for him anyways

handyrunner

Had a thing for the incarcerated

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was writing love letters to some jailbird named Marge!

handyrunner

Nickname was marge

Wonderwomanvik

He called me every name except my own

FabulousFantasticFifty

Oh I have a few names I could call her and one of them ain't Faithful!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Flew the coop when I called him Chaz!

La_Malfaisante_

She never wanted me to get undressed because she didn't like my tattoos