We broke up because...

Sniper_Chick

you were always walking around muttering people are after you

Kvm11628

She was a mumbler

lauramortimer6960

He never took showers

qxana1969

showered 4 times a day - water bill was crazy high!

Sniper_Chick

kept turning the hot water off!!

Kvm11628

Was always in hot water at work. Totally unreliable.

qxana1969

was always monitoring my every move, even at work

Noelv1976

Wasn't a big fan of Thundercats

Kvm11628

I preferred Transformers

qxana1969

was always making Transformer sound effects during sex

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was apparently having Sex with Kim!

qxana1969

yes, well, she is rather yummy.....can you blame me?

bdgfn

I couldn't blame her...I just wish she would have shared...

qxana1969

I'm selfish with my toys

bdgfn

Wouldn't let me play with her toys with her

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wanted to play with my Barbies! Weirdo!!!

qxana1969

she still played with Barbies - daily

bdgfn

Told me her name was Barbie

qxana1969

always wanted to hang out at my Malibu Beach House

bdgfn

Never left her Malibu Beach House

qxana1969

didn't like that I had a harem stay at the beach house

bdgfn

didn't like that she wouldn't share her harem with me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Bought me these for our Anniversary just so he could play while I was at work!

bdgfn

Was always at work, 15 hours a day, 7 days a week

qxana1969

someone had to work since he wanted to be a stay home puppy dad

FabulousFantasticFifty

Loved our Dogs more than the Children!

bdgfn

Well, they were better behaved! She would never discipline the kids!

slimgirljo15

Beat the children

cmoorofum

He lied and cheated

FabulousFantasticFifty

She spread rumors that Slim used to be a he!