We broke up because...
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Didn't like the fuzzy balls in my car0
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Had no appreciation for different kinds of balls0
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wanted to mate in the bouncy ball pit0
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Force fed me rum balls. Think he wanted me to get drunk.0
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He couldn't hold his liquor0
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She wouldn't hold my hand0
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His beard scratched me too often0
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her fingernails left scars0
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She forgot the safe word0
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I woke up with bruises she couldn't explain0
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She bruised my heart0
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She kept bumping into things. Too clumsy.0
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She was always drugging my Chai latte0
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Drug addict0
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Clothes horse - she broke my bank account.0
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Dressed his horse in my fancy dresses!
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Didn't like Mr. Ed0
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I think he means Edweena!0
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She would go for a ride in the love canal0
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He wouldn't touch my love canal0
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She walks around with her butt in the air like a cat in heat!
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He is messy0
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Oops, she is messy0
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They call me He all of the time!!!
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Genders weren't neutral0
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Spent all day skating..no time for me
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she was too clingy0
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He took all my money0
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She took control of everything, and I mean everything.0
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he was too submissive0
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