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We broke up because...

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  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
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    she said look but dont touch
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    She never took the time to get to know me.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    she said look but dont touch
    Haha, probably true.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    She never took the time to get to know me.

    She never took out the trash
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
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    tease :D
  • MrsGreen140
    MrsGreen140 Posts: 212 Member
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    I didn't know how to tease
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    She didn't know she was a natural tease :smile:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Boo.....wasn't into monogamy..I wanted her all to myself ..
  • msunat97
    msunat97 Posts: 511 Member
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    MrBooBear came home early!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    He wouldn't share!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Blamed me for the broken leg as he dived out the bedroom window to escape
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She always smelled of the sauerkraut she constantly ate, and I just couldn't take it any more. Either that, or she was too good for me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Always complained about my Job at the Sour Kraut Factory! I was too good for her anyway!!! ;p
  • AuburnAmazon
    AuburnAmazon Posts: 126 Member
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    Our combined hair glory made the rest of the world jealous so they intentionally tore us apart.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    She wouldn't let me into the middle of that glorious ginger sandwich
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I could not compete with the red bombshell
  • KateTii
    KateTii Posts: 886 Member
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    Because she didn't tell me she was 100! haha
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
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    she gets really loud during jiggy jiggy, my neighbours called the police
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    When I showed up as the cop he wouldn't let me get in on the action.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    The things he wanted me to do to that duck were just too weird

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