Welcome to Fun and Games! Many of the discussions in this category are games based on responding to the most recent comment. Please take a moment to refresh the page and make sure you are replying to the most recent comment to keep the game going!

We broke up because...

Options
1…14391440144214441445…4043

Replies

  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
    edited July 2015
    Options
    He cheated on me with every girl on the block
  • rdouma73
    rdouma73 Posts: 2,064 Member
    Options
    She came to Florida, but didn't visit me! :(
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    Options
    was too busy attending all her Ms East Coast commitments.
  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
    Options
    Had another wife in Canada
  • Snow__White
    Snow__White Posts: 1,650 Member
    Options
    too many threesomes
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Options
    I always felt like an empty tube of toothpaste.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Options
    Because he was prettier than me and I couldn't stand it!
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    Options
    blondeinnj wrote: »
    Had another wife in Canada

    she just advises me on the differences between the American and Canadian healthcare systems.

    ...

    she doesn't want me to inquire about anything

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    Options
    So many wives he couldn't remember my name
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    Options
    i have an app for that now but she left anyway
  • hotpink_meow
    hotpink_meow Posts: 1,252 Member
    Options
    Cause he don't know how to smile
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    Options
    hahahaha ok u r correct - believe it or not i'm lol there

    can't love me just the way i am - sympathy play here :(
  • hotpink_meow
    hotpink_meow Posts: 1,252 Member
    edited July 2015
    Options
    Cheesy face is more fun than sad look.
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    Options
    oh you love me - come back
  • CherylanneCorsini
    CherylanneCorsini Posts: 50 Member
    Options
    Was always wearing pink socks to bed.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    Options
    Always washed my socks with the red shirts.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    edited July 2015
    Options
    suzreen wrote: »
    Because he was prettier than me and I couldn't stand it!

    @suzreen From someone as lovely as you that's quite a compliment!

    Every time she washed my socks they came out pink. They started out black I don't even know how that happens...?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    Options
    Ok...we finally broke up..not sure what i did ..last i saw was his bare *kitten* running out the door and him screaming
    I think i bit too hard
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    Options
    she had fangs!

Categories