We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Nope..It was all me she had no faults

Wonderwomanvik

She loved too deeply

Peter_Brady

Her strap on went too deep

Wonderwomanvik

I wouldn't wear the strap on. I wanted to be penetrated.

Sniper_Chick

Was always so paranoid everyone out to get him

bdgfn

Wanted me to sign a pre-nup giving her everything in the event the marriage broke up

Sniper_Chick

Wouldn't split his hockey card collection

bdgfn

Hey, they were originals and signed!

Walked around the house in a flak vest and carrying an assault rifle all day long

47Jacqueline

Was too protective of himself

thekevinbroach

i never knew what she looked like...

ActiveGuy81

They poured the milk first...then the cereal.

Wonderwomanvik

He had a fetish with milk

thekevinbroach

she always just stared at me

Just_J_Now

His mouth was always covered

Wonderwomanvik

She never kissed me in public

slimgirljo15

Wanted to kiss me * there* in public

synchkat

Felt public nudity was fine and never understood why I'd take an extra coat everywhere we went

finny11122

Never made me cookies

_fitness4life_

Wouldn't workout with me.

jacques57

Workout meant going to the gym

slimgirljo15

He called me names ..

ladymuaythai

Didn't abuse me enough

Wonderwomanvik

Wanted me to choke her til she passed out

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I heard she was wanted for the death of an ex.

slimgirljo15

Was afraid of me ..

_fitness4life_

Kept chasing after much younger men. I felt like she wanted something else

Just_J_Now

out of my league

finny11122

Never shared the wine

synchkat

He thought wine was the share?!?!

finny11122

Would'nt sign up to a wine share