We broke up because...

Kvm11628

He was too dominant

synchkat

rules...so many rules

Kvm11628

She was always breaking the rules

Peter_Brady

She was always breaking my heart

Kvm11628

Always wanted to have these long, drawn out heart to hearts.

synchkat

liked to eat my heart.........cookies that is

Kvm11628

She thought oatmeal raisin was the best type of cookie.

Kvm11628

He tossed all of my stuff out the front door.

Kvm11628

Was too into his junk

Jonesingmucho

He was obsessed with the yard. He spent every weekend manicuring the lawn and edging EVERYTHING.

Peter_Brady

She didn't do any maintenance on her yawn

billbraskey

she cheated. ecspesially at scrabble

MzIrish

would never want go out in public

g44219

went to jail for doing "things" in public

Wonderwomanvik

His thing were everywhere. Just not with me

MzIrish

made me sit in jail over night before he posted my bail... and he was the one that start the whole incident

Wonderwomanvik

She deserved to be in jail for calling me a he....

billbraskey

in jail? for what? please tell me you beat some chick up in a bar!

g44219

he was in to girl brawls

Wonderwomanvik

He hated that I mud wrestled nude

billbraskey

she hated that i would watch @gonzalesvikki mud wrestle nude

g44219

always wanted to go to the mud wrestle

MzIrish

he never wanted to take a shower........ with me

g44219

she was a horrible liar

MzIrish

he always ran from the truth

g44219

lol she always ran from me

MzIrish

he always wanted to chase me around the house in his sponge-bob boxers

g44219

she thought sponge bob's nose on the boxers looked funny

MzIrish

you could tell sponge bob was lying because his nose kept growing every time he came near me

g44219

started calling me sponge bob Pinocchio