We broke up because...
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She left me blue0
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She tried to stab me out of jealousy!0
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Dropped me off in Fargo and left me stranded0
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Had a woodchipper....0
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Never brushed her teeth.0
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Lost all of his teeth0
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He hated the Rock0
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He refused to make me bacon0
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Wanted me to share my bacon.0
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Only cared about bacon0
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Carried me everywhere0
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Had a crazy notion she should walk I her own feet0
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Dude kept taking my beanie!0
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He cheated0
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Didn't like my cheating skills0
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Couldn't stand him0
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Couldn't beat me at the card game bull *kitten*0
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She was never around0
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He ran around with Suzy0
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She was needy0
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Wouldn't put out0
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wouldn't put in0
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He kept trying to get me to wash everything on his abs. Inefficient.0
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Wouldn't do laundry0
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Refused to launder money with me0
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Cos I couldn't give her the life she wanted0
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Being a Pokemon master seemed an unreasonable life0
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She was trying to "catch em all" got through half the neighborhood before I found her trying to earn her gym badge in bed.0
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the dog didn't like me0
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complete falseness, he didn't like my dog0
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