We broke up because...
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No longer needed help half the rent0
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She couldn't handle my two inches of heat0
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I could never fulfill him.0
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she drank all my wine0
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He only drank boxed wine0
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She was my weakness.0
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He made everyone weak in the knees. I got jealous.0
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her jealously over my Russell Crowe crush was most annoying0
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Wanted me to wear a loincloth0
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too many tarzan and jane games0
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Called me a dog0
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growled during sex0
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Stomach was always growling. Distracting.0
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Made me pancakes when I wanted waffles.0
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Had a strange maple syrup fetish0
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clogged the drains with his hair loss0
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Tried to feed me draino. Clearly, she was psychotic.0
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Her shopping fixation was a huge financial drain.0
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He drained my energy talking about his g-d duck all.the.time.0
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