We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

qxana1969 · February 2016

thought stick figures were artistic

Kvm11628 · February 2016

She wanted me to be a stick. I liked a little meat on my bones.

Sniper_Chick · February 2016

took all the steaks out of the freezer and duct taped to herself

handyrunner · February 2016

Encouraged weird meet fetishes

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Wanted me to dress like Lady Gaga

cmDaffy · February 2016

Wanted me to cover her in hot bacon fat..

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Strangely, dogs were always following her and sniffing around her. Must have been the bacon.

qxana1969 · February 2016

served me bacon even though she knew I was vegetarian

Sniper_Chick · February 2016

wouldn't eat anything unless it had bacon on it

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Preferred fake bacon bits to the real thing

Sniper_Chick · February 2016

had to tell her it was fake bacon when really it was chocolate

qxana1969 · February 2016

killed my pet pot belly pig out of desperation for bacon

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Made fun of my pot belly one too many times

Sniper_Chick · February 2016

thought it was cute to draw pictures on her pot belly and make them dance

handyrunner · February 2016

Was only interested in pot

Sniper_Chick · February 2016

tried to tell him Canada wants it legal

qxana1969 · February 2016

put LSD in my kool-aid

srv524 · February 2016

Put roofies into my drink and seduced me. She really wanted to have my kid!

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Never knew when to stop kidding around

GJRicketts · February 2016

Turns out "my kid" was a reference to my baby goat - she curried it.

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