We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Kept saying stupid things like, "You're a chip off the old block!"0
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Because there's more music in the world than the "Beyonce Channel".0
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Didn't appreciate good tunes0
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watched too much Looney Tunes0
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Too many ho ho's was our demise.0
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He always called his man part a "ding dong".
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Ding dong!"
"I said, who's there?"
"IIIIIIIIT'S DING DONG!" *comes out swingin*
"It's over."
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Told terrible terrible jokes
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had no sense of humor - it was all rather grim0
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He thought he should be the princess in our fairy tale fantasy play0
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Was hung up on fairies0
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wanted me to dress up as Aquaman......most disturbing0
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Wanted me to dress up as Wonder Woman...my boobs were too big0
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Thought I was dust but it was dandruff0
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had a dust bunny phobia.....thought they had teeth0
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used too much teeth0
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Kept losing his teeth0
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Kept dressing up like the tooth fairy0
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He didn't like me in latex0
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She took the latex off when i told her to keep it on all day0
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He was too demanding0
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was overly emotional0
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Was a statue0
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He was living in denial0
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Tried to accuse me of unthinkable crimes which I 100% Deny!!!0
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Was just a little too clingy0
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He disappeared with our furniture0
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Came up with the worst excuse for breaking up 0
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Wait? What? We broke up?!! Well, that's news to me..
Told MFP we broke up before she told ME!!0 -
She was cheating!!!
BUSTED.0
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