We broke up because...
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He preferred d1ck and I didn't have one
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Didn't like whiskers0
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Pretended to be other people0
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had multiple personalities0
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always wanted to be recorded when he talked0
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Said I ate too much for a "girl".0
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Didn't like my cooking.0
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His cooking was a Happy Meal0
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Wouldn't cook me duck0
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I couldn't kill our pet0
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Liked to kill cats then freeze the heads to eat like apples.0
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Had dark thoughts in his head!
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She donated her hair to charity. I started dating charity.0
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was too mysterious...
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Started selling "herb"0
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Called me a Pothead and turned me in to the DEA!0
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