We broke up because...
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She was too rough!0
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Kept tryna lick my eyeballs0
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Tried to lick me at Sunday dinner with Grandma.0
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Enjoyed licking grandma more than me0
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I kept mistaking her for her grandma0
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he said I looked old like a grandma 0 -
She wanted me to "replace" her grandma0
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She tried to set me up with her grandma!
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kept screaming the name Mable when we were getting busy0
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Kept asking me who Mabel was. How the hell should I know?0
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He swore all.the.time.0
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She didn't understand australian0
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was always confused0
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kept me in a state of confusion0
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She thought AZ was confusing.0
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He didn't like jazz0
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didnt lick me enough lol
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only wanted licking....really? variety is key!0
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He was too vanilla0
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I was too Neopolitan (sp?)0
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She wouldn't share her ice cream.0
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He wanted to make ice cream from breast milk0
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She was always nursing her ex!0
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she often brought her ex along on our date nights0
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She wanted me to be the third wheel!0
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she kept wanting to redesign my house
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he wanted me to stay in the tent beside the house0
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He didn't understand my need for an adult playroom hidden from others0
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Try to keep me locked up in the basement!0
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preferred the basement and all his tools over me0
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