We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He wasn't just trying to sell his vacuums to other ladies...0
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didn't understand the vacuum power of her lips0
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He was trying to attract other ladies0
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She never wrote me back.0
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He kept writing her0
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wrote love letters in spray paint on the walls - just not cool0
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Didn't appreciate my art0
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Wouldn't let me wear clothes just wanted to keep painting all over me0
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had a love affair with a paintbrush0
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was always streaking - neighbors started complaining0
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Had a problem with me wanting the neighbors to watch0
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He didn't like my grandma watching him shower0
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we had to take Grandma EVERYWHERE0
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forged grandma's signature and stole her money0
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couldn't make cookies like grandma0
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He liked grandma more than me0
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She thought I should like her more than grammy.0
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He killed off Grampy to have Grammy all to himself0
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She killed off Doc to have Grumpy all to her self.0
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He ran away with Snow White0
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was having an affair with the person who cut his hair0
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was having an affair with the person who gave her a bikini wax0
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Didn't appreciate the manscaping I did for him0
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Almost manscaped my man bits off.0
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His bits were mangled after the manscaping0
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She refused to nurse me back to health.0
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Oh he wanted to nurse but not back to health0
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She loved her family..a little toooo much0
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Thinks that a cousin, daddy, uncle shouldn't be the same person.0
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Multiple Sims wives dominated his time, he tossed me aside0
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