We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn't do me... Ever0
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she wanted to go go go go go all the time - it was exhausting!0
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She didnt like my Moonlighting as a Go Go Dancer!0
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she thought she was performing in a club but really it was just a back alley with a bunch of broke hobos0
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hung out with hobos in alleys watching performances0
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he ended up being one of the hobos0
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When I wouldnt get that 4th Job she called me a Bum!0
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I needed a sugar momma, she complained0
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was a workaholic which made me an alcoholic - it was an all around bad scene0
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didn't have enough drunk girlfriends hanging around after work0
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Hit on my Friends after I went to bed!0
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stopped inviting her friends over in the evenings0
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He found out my "Friends" were coming over in the Mornings after he went to work!
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she never went to work and I came home to a trashed house everynight0
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her roommate was apparently Oscar the Grouch0
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I laughed out loud for.. it doesn't take much
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caught him using big birds feathers for funky things
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Big Bird took her to strange back alley ways in Sesame Street0
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I found out that he was the Big Bird Peeper!0
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couldn't get it on unless we were in dangerous situations0
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she couldn't understand why I took binoculars everywhere I went0
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Refused to wear glasses for her eyes insisting she just needed binoculars0
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wore kilts everywhere so he could flash people0
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Looking up some Guys Skirt!0
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stole money from panhandlers because she felt entitled0
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Always trying to handle my entitlements!0
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always trying to handle "engorgements"0
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She was Incorrigible!0 -
spent her spare time collecting lint so she could knit sweaters0
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She made me want to use big words, that I might not even understand, just so I could sound photosynthesis.0
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He was Smartelek!0
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