We broke up because...
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She was so jealous of my powers, I had to go. I need an independent soul mate.0
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She actually believed in soul mates.0
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She wasn't mine!0
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she pulled my hair0
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and he liked it, just wanted to play like he wasn't a freak0
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I guess he didnt like it kinky!0
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she nicked my skin while shaving0
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he couldn't handle a little pain0
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His face was always in my way!0
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thought my face was a chair0
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had a chair sniffing fetish - bizarro!0
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Would swap herself out with her identical twin sister without my knowledge for a second opinion.0
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she liked doing tricks at parties like shooting ping pong balls from certain places.... they were kids' parties...0
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She told me she was a Clown.
I had assumed for Children's parties or the Circus not exactly this!!
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That is creepy! Nightmare material!
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She decided to squeeze into the clown car and start new adventures0 -
drugged the clown at the kid's party so she take advantage of him later0
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Found out she was a Narc and had to get rid of all my Weed!
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she did not have enough posts to take the lead0
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I know!
Slim passed me ages ago while I was taking a break from posting!
He dumped me for the leader!0 -
rebounding from one bed to another - despicable!0
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She got upset because I kept trying out new mattresses!0
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yeah, with a harem of boys entertaining her0
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He put on a 2 minute show!
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She expected way too much!0
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She didn't expect enough.0
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Preferred Dickens to Bronte0
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She wanted me to write a Bildungsroman. I couldn't.0
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to much wonder~0
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Not wonderful enough0
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