Why men have it easy
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Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Gas (at either end) is cool.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Gas (at either end) is cool.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
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I can't decide which gender this is more insulting to.0
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I can't decide which gender this is more insulting to.
I was thinking the same thing :huh:0 -
I can't decide which gender this is more insulting to.
I was just hoping something in there would be at least a little funny. :laugh:0 -
Yup! Works for me!!!
Also, fear no spiders!0 -
I can't decide which gender this is more insulting to.
Agree.0 -
hahahaha I must be a man. :laugh:0
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this made me wish i had a penis.... lmao.... almost.0
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this made me wish i had a penis.... lmao.... almost.
So many jokes can follow this post... so many.0 -
So true...0
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hahahaha I must be a man. :laugh:
Thinkin' the same thing...0 -
my god, only jokes can follow this0
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Add making a baby just means 1 night of sex, not 9 monthes of growing it and labor.0
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I dont think the post was ment to be insulting!! geez lighten up ppl... where is your humour!!0
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yeap. 75bucks for a wedding attire. thats a godsend! LMAO.0
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srsly it's a joke. Lighten up ppl. funny stuff here!0
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i actually enjoyed this. and agree with quite a bit of it.0
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Three pairs of shoes, what? I suppose it depends on your definition of shoes.
Some more:
The house cleans itself.
Laundry is done magically. (well, neither of these are true for me, but in general)
A guy can go for weeks, even months, without talking to a friend and can pick up immediately where they left off without missing a beat.
Friday night plans are usually discussed and decided in two sentences.
you are almost expected to ogle women, cars, and power tools. (if you don't, there must something wrong with you)0 -
Can pee anytime and anywhere!0
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I can't decide which gender this is more insulting to.
I was thinking the same thing :huh:
Yeah.0 -
I dont think the post was ment to be insulting!! geez lighten up ppl... where is your humour!!
I don't think it was meant to be, either.
How depressing, that people can find something funny in repeating a list of outdated, sexist stereotypes to each other.0
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